Abesebenza isigqibo

Abesebenza isigqibo? Konke ...

Iingxaki ezikhoyo kwezemfundo beenwele

  Isaci: Xa kukhubeka bonke, cinga enoba kwezo mpawu ezingentle apho utyholwa. Ukuba akunjalo, ngoko kutheni na ukuba wone? Ngapha koko, oku ngawe, ukuba ngawe ... (Mihail Litvak ukusuka kwincwadi ethi "spermatazoidov siseko")

Nokuba abantu abaselula kakhulu bazi kakuhle (mhlawumbi) ezaziwayo-kakuhle umngqele kaStalin "kwamajoni isigqibo yonke into". Bambalwa abantu abantu onesidima, le ngxelo iya ukuba ngisho yokuthandabuza. Kakade ke, ibinokuba ngenye indlela. Kaloku, ukuba ezi izithonga bafanelekile, kwaye nkqu ngcono - abafanelekayo kakhulu. Akukho awufuni ukusebenzisa iinkonzo igqwetha onamava akakho, sixeko eso esimakhi, Makube lee kum, kungekhona ukuze ufumane ugqirha onamava. Yaye yintoni na le nto? Le amava - ixesha elichithwa kwi impumelelo izakhono, kunye ixesha, isoloko ingqalelo yi-zidanga kunye akukho wumbi. Kusenokuba inyanga? - No. Unyaka? - No. emi-5? - Nuu, hayi enyanisweni. Kwaye oku, Ndivumelana ngokupheleleyo nawe. Ngoko ke umbuzo wesibini: nokuba abe yincutshe kuyo nayiphi na kwishishini "nazo" kwiminyaka engama-20? - Ewe, Wena yintoni?! Xa na ixesha?! Kwaye kwakhona - unyanisile (malunga namava, ndivumela ngokwam ukuba sizibuze kancinane emva koko).

Ukususela ngexesha pedagogy kaSocrates 'ubona njengesiseko ngolwazi, loo nto iphiramidi: ulwazi - izakhono - ubuchule - amava - ingqondo yemveli. Isiseko usoloko - "ulwazi" ukuba ukudala bomelele okanye hayi, kuba abanye amathambo. Yiloo nje ngayo "skeleton", kwaye ndingathanda ukuthetha nawe. Ingakumbi kuba kwimeko yethu, kubonakala ukuba "amathambo kwi kwigunjana" ...

Ndandifuna ngokwenene ukuthetha nawe ngoko namhlanje kwinkonzo yethu ukuba ngandlel 'ithile, kakhulu kuyaqondakala, Uyekile ukwenza umsebenzi waya kudidi ezintle - ubugcisa. Talk njalo lilawula cwaka - mhlawumbi kakuhle ukuxoxa ubugcisa kunye "inkosi" (elithetha "umdali"). Thetha - malunga wonke umntu uyazi, kodwa studiously cwaka - ngathi, beenwele namanenekazi. Malunga kuthi, oogxa abathandekayo - kwabayili okanye amagcisa (awuyazi into esicinga ukuba wena). Ukuze sithethe sifundise size sifunde indlela; njani yaye phi sisebenza; ngayo kunye nabo sisebenza. Malunga sonke thina aba - beenwele mihla?!

Ngokuphandle, incoko akuyi kuba lula yaye ngamanye amaxesha ekhubekisayo, ukuthiy kunene. Yinto lihlazo ngawe kunye nam, ngokuba akukho "apho" yaye "apha", "bona" kunye "nam." Kukho "SIZA" - amalungu lonke. Ngamnye kuthi iseli encinane inkulu kakhulu kwaye akukho umzimba usempilweni, yaye esi sifo kufuneka aphathwe. Ngoko ke lowo, ukuba thina? Ndicinga ukuba kubalulekile kakhulu kulo mzekelo, imfundiso esisiseko ye pedagogy ye Makarenko: "Singakwazi ukufundisa kuphela kukufunda."

Akukho ngxaki ayikwazi lincinane kakhulu ukuba

musa sinikele ingqalelo kuyo. ngeke ibe Akukho ngxaki

likhulu kakhulu ukuba kuthathwe

                                                                                                Mihail Litvak ukusuka kwincwadi ethi "The spermatazoidov Umgaqo"

Jonga indlela "kufuneka zinwele" iintengiso, sibekwe kwi Internet nakwindawo kwiimagazini, kwaye nje phezu izibane ezitalatweni. Enyanisweni, lo mbuzo rhoqo ukuba kum ukujongana Director zokuzilungisa (kunye barbershops zonke iindidi) "ukuba saba oqeqeshiweyo endilisekileyo." Qaphela, hayi "elungileyo", kodwa nje "ezisemgangathweni" okanye - "specialist".

Oooo, luni ingxaki! Linda nje !!!

Kwaye yonke eMoscow (apho ukuhamba iingcali iindwendwe nokomelela kwaye - "hayi") kunye izixeko ezikhulu (naseNovosibirsk, Magnitogorsk, eOmsk, eChelyabinsk njalo ukuba Infinity) kunye ezincinci - nto yonke - "ofuna ... ufuna ... efunekayo. " Ngaphezu koko, yonke into - inkosi onamava, kunye namava iinkosi kunye nabathengi, inkosi kungekho amava ... ibali emangalisayo! Ingakumbi ichaphazela umntu ofunda kuvulwe iikhosi zonke iintlobo amakhono iinwele yonke imihla.

Ukuqeqesha yonke - ezikolweni, ezindlwini yangaphambili kwenkcubeko kwi inkonzo yengqesho, iiklabhu abasetyhini kumacala ahlukeneyo. Ukuqeqesha ku "kwizifundo" kwi "ezikolweni", "Art Studio", yaye "Studios" kwi zokuzilungisa, xa "ngamaziko okugqwesa," yaye "nje" ufundiswa kwakhona. Ezinye izifundo zilayiseniswe, ezinye 'ngokungathi' mvume, ezinye "ngokuqinisekileyo hayi" mvume. Konke oku kunokuba ezinkulu nezincinci abalinganiswa - ootitshala (kuba mna, njengoko kulibengezelele ngaxeshanye kunye vaudeville-abathandi amaqhawe) kwazekayo "isangqa elincinane fans," edume kakhulu, grand-yaziwa "nganye" okanye nesithokothoko kakhulu ... Ngokubanzi, , uqeqesho kumazwe ngamazwe, kwisizwe kunye basekuhlaleni, uxolele ukudlala ngamagama, njengoko "ukungcola" kwiindlela zethu - kwaye abaninzi amaxesha! Kwaye konke oku P A B T A T E A T Ngoko funda "apho" - kukuthi, yaye "enye" - na. Kodwa abasebenzi ukusebenza kuyo yonke hayi, hayi, phantse efana Gogol kaThixo "eRashiya Phalani iintsuku ezintathu - ayiyi doskachesh".

Ndithanda ukukubuza kakhulu elula ngaxeshanye, lo mbuzo kunzima - "? Kungani". Phi abafundi bakho shwaka, Nkosi Teachers?

Makhe ukunyaniseka? Kunjalo ngokupheleleyo ngaphandle equivocation ...

Kwaye akukho namnye, bona, ngandlel 'ithile, aba bafundi - "iingcali" nje Akuyomfuneko ...

I ahambe kakhulu kwilizwe kwaye ndingatsho ukuba imfundo ngoku benza konke ... Oko - yonke into! Yonke isiqaqa ukonqena, kunye ubuvila. Ngokoluvo lwam, kwaba phantse ngathi ukhetho ekhalayo "Kulungile, Che nisamana ..."

Le minyaka 2-3 yokugqibela iyasebenza kakhulu nomba mveliso zoqeqesho umthengisi ekhuthaza izinto zabo phantsi ngesebe zoqeqesho.

Yaye yintoni na loo nto? Ngokukhawuleza yaye kubize (kwiisemina basoloko simahla okanye zibiza 500-1000rub hayi ngaphezulu). Ngenxa yezi projekthi zentengiso ngokukhawuleza, izinga umbala uzhalsya phambi iiyure workshop 6-8 (nangona ngamanye amaxesha, kunjalo, siya sithetha 2 iintsuku, kodwa kwangaxeshanye ukwenza ubuchule luyawudyobha 3 no-2 -prichom iinwele, bonke iinkcazo), kunye trichology indlela ngokubanzi nde iiyure 3-5. Ngokwembono umfundisi kakhulu, kuba lisikizi incasa, yaye ngokufuthi umgangatho ukutya ekhawulezayo kwezemfundo. Noko ke, inkosi kwi uqhube yakhe enkulu ukuba abhale ukuba "rhoqo bayaqeqeshwa koomasifundisane brand ... (uluhlu ngaphezulu)."

Bemi noochwephetsha, mna ngoku isibizo kuwe! Wena - wenze kakuhle, yaye benza umsebenzi wabo njengoko unako (ngamanye amaxesha ukulondoloza imeko ithemba), kwi-sikhokelo imfuneko yorhwebo kunye nokufaneleka utyelelo ixesha intengiso kwimimandla ezichazwe lezentengiso yakho (waqalisa noku, kwaye ndiyazi ukuba kukho amathuba umda).

Ndinombuzo kuwe - inkosi - '? Nento ". Ngapha koko, ndixeleleni ngokunyanisekileyo - lazy kakhulu ukuba into ngakumbi kakhulu, ngenxa yokuba ukuba ixesha nemali njengoko Kulusizi (nangona oko too), kodwa nje wonqena kakhulu ukucinga. Kwaye into embi kuwe, le semina ichanileyo - "iisemina kunye esebenza" - eyoyikekayo, kuba eneneni kungabangela ipeyinti! Kwaye ndingathanda ukuhlala kunokuba nje (tihenko) kwi seminarchike (ubushushu, ukukhanya, onyulu), kwaye ngcono on the show isiganeko (ngamanye amaxesha kukho woliphalaza ... kwaye ayisoloko iti kuphela), andule ke azise yidiploma (ezintle, eqaqambileyo, amagama Russian maxa wambi nokuba ebhaliweyo), i hang omnye emgceni owayame eludongeni kwaye ngokwaneleyo, nantsi enye - ukuxhawula luvo. Yinto kunjalo?! Kulungile, kulungile - apha ke bonke ezabo! Yintoni na umbuzo wokuqala yaye okubaluleke kufika isimemo nawuphi kwisemina, kwaye kwimizi ngemizi? Kunjalo - "neeDiploma uya kuba? Kwaye nje ukuba? ". Kwaye yinyaniso ngokupheleleyo, nokuba ongayithandiyo.

Ngoko nangoko emva kokuba noochwephetsha, yiya ootitshala enkosini, owathi ngenxa yezizathu zempilo okanye ngenxa yobudala babo, akakwazi okanye ezinganqweneli ukuma zokuzilungisa kwaye azisebenzi nge-client. Ngokoluvo lwam, le yeyona ubhalo nezinesidima ukhetho apho kuthathwa ukuba abafundi - nethamsanqa, kuba ngamava = amava ayikho nje omkhulu kwaye mhlawumbi, njengoko ibalulekileyo. Mna ngokwam ndafunda ndiyinkosi, kwaye ndiyakholwa ukuba ukuzinzisa esisiseko kuqulunqo ukubala, yobukhali bokubala, kunye oluntanganye kuphuhliso kwezikim umbala, kuye kwabangela tediousness yayo kum.

Inye kuphela, kulo mzekelo, Ndinge ndaphawula - phezu iso. Burn okanye hayi. Burn, ocoliweyo - yiya phambili kwaye yamba asiphe zonke izinto ukugaya! Naan kwaye musa wonqena ukubhala, nokuba i "apha kwaye ngoku" ulwazi ocinga ukuba azichanekanga okanye ziphelelwe lixesha. Musa ukuba uyonqena, nikholwe amava am, kungekudala emva koko, u ndisikhuphe "efanayo kakhulu" eziphathwayo with "efanayo kakhulu" amabali. Ke ukuba bathi bonke baphuma - baleka! Izakusebenza / emehlweni akhe yakhe luzizi! Mna, ngelishwa, maxa wambi kufunyanwa sele ndidiniwe kakhulu bonke ootitshala ubudala ukuba nantoni na ngaphandle fioriturnogo emethini ukusela musa ukufundisa (kwakhona ubazi?). Mhlawumbi oku kwenzeka kubo kuphela nje ngenxa yokuba "yobukrelekrele awongamileyo" (esinye isizathu, kuba ngokuqinisekileyo - hayi), kodwa ngaxeshanye, nje ungaphumeleli: "ingcamango ingqondo nokwazisa iziselo futhi ujikeleza kuyo. Ndaba ingcamango - kusela. Ingcamango akazange eze - kuyimfuneko ukuze ziqhakrazise loo lokulinda ". Into efana nale ...

Kukho olunye udidi lwabantu, ukuququzelela uqeqesho - zokuzilungisa Director (badla yangaphambili beenwele, amagcisa ukwakhiwa, manicurists) nje "ziyaxinga" 20 igumbi 50m2 ukuba alikwazi ukufakelelwa ndlwana ngenxa ukungafani nemimiselo SES. Kulo mzekelo, amaxesha amaninzi ootitshala abatyunjwe avant-ujonge iinwele abancinane emangalisayo (aksenti wabeka naphi na apho ufuna - okuqala uya kuba ekunene) ibonwa lwangaphandle (iimpahla, umbala iinwele kunye nesimbo iinwele) - ofanelekileyo ukuba iteknoloji zasekuhlaleni kumthengisi zasekuhlaleni , kakuhle kakhulu, ukuba umntu. Kukho, nakuba kunjalo enye indlela ukufundisa uyakwazi kakuhle, ngubani na inxaxheba kukhuphiswano eziliqela zasekuhlaleni bangena ibhaso ezilishumi, waza ke waya kukhuphiswano imilinganiselo Russian ayinyusa nezidanga "Abatyunjelwe" (hayi, kusenokwenzeka ukuba kukho ibhaso, andikwenzi I niphikisana). umgqatswa Eneneni ogqibeleleyo. Ngeliphandle, andizithandi ezi abalinganiswa iisemina zam ngenxa yokuba ziye zifune unyango olulodwa, soloko efika emva kwexesha, ihlala ivulekile into izimvo yengqesho (hayi ukuvumela nabani ukulibala ukuba / u - apha), njalo ukuqala "intimnichat" kunye nam (njengokuba ugxa) ukuba ikomityi yeti kwaye usoloko fela bonke (ingakumbi abo ukubuza imibuzo). Oku sooo neze.

Kodwa ngethamsanqa, aba "iingcali" kunqabile ukuba mna uzuko kutyelelo bakho, ngenxa yokuba "kakuhle, yintoni enye Ndingazifumana ... kakuhle kodwa njalo njalo ...". Kwaye - ilungelo! Kwakhona ndicinga ukuba "ukufunda smart, ukuze bonakalise." Kulo mzekelo, wena unguye inkosi, asikwazi ukucinga ukuba bangaphi kubo (aba "ootitshala ') ukuza kum, wacela ukuba sisebenze ngaphandle nabo ngokwahlukeneyo, kuba imali, kwaye ngokupheleleyo kwiprogram enye. Uhleli ecaleni kwakho, ukuba nje boyika ukunika ezinkulu kunazo yorhwebo - umgangatho kunye nenqanaba ulwazi lwabo. Kodwa nangona oku, Ndisakholelwa ukuba "ukufunda smart, kuphela ayiphange ..."

Ngubani iyandincoma ukuba utshaba lwam, ngubani inono mna, yena utitshala wam.

sesikwenzile samurai

noogxa Dear, ootitshala kuqala,! Nokuba, nangona yokuba emva le mibhalo abakwazi ukubona nto ndifuna ezikrelekrele kunye, ngokubanzi, ayikho into embi, kholwa ndim, ndinengxaki konke oku kungentla ezifana nawe! Indlela emangalisayo, ekunene, yaye unesiphiwo elohlokondiba ootitshala Umsebenzi waba nethamsanqa ukuba kudibana kwizixeko ezahlukahlukeneyo Russia - lutho. Kokuba, enyanisweni, linyuliwe nguThixo ukuba abafundi izakhono esandleni, uthando unobangela, ndibanyuse ubuhle. Maxa wambi, abantu ndawonye, kwaye icace phandle iqela omkhulu onamandla (Mna imizekelo ezibalaseleyo Ndiyazingca ubuhlobo usebenze nabo), ngamanye amaxesha phantse i "kusikelelwa" wodwa abakufumana kunzima kunye inertia zephondo kunye kumelezeke liyifumane kwakhona (I love you - ukholo isazela). Kukho ezininzi, kodwa ukuhla elwandle, sizoku lwisana mabi kwawo, nto leyo eyenzekayo.

Kwaye, ngasendleleni, musani ukukholwa ndim, oogxa, its not eyoyikisayo kangaka.

Yonke into embi kakhulu!

Kwakhona enye imingeni yeshishini lethu, ndafunda ethile ukuba kwinkonzo yethu, kwi oduryayusche ngezinga elikhulu (kanti esangqeni ootitshala, kwaye uluhlu beenwele abenza nje) sele isukile kakhulu, okanye mandithi lifinyele "amava" didi.

Umzekelo. Ndiza phezu komhlaba kwisixeko N (ukuze wazi, hayi kuphela Moscow, kukho ngaphantsi komhlaba) kwaye ufunde iintengiso, kakhulu wabonakala mzi, izifundo beenwele, manicurists kunye namagcisa tere "bafundiswa ngokufanelekileyo ngootitshala abanamava kunye namava eminyaka emi-2." Kwaye, akukho nto ingxelo nje inyani - kweminyaka emi-2, oko sele iminyaka 2 !!! Ke niwubone umahluko? Kaloku, ukuba unayo phambi kokuba ube "lasendle" amava, indoda ukufunda kuhlobo yesikolo endilisekileyo "College" (Ndiya kukucebisa ukujonga into eshiyeke eSoviet Union), apho imfundo urhulumente ubudala yaye sihlala-avareji ukusukela ku-2.5 ukuya ku-4 iminyaka yotyelelo imihla (nangona wandikhokelela kwindawo enjalo, apho, emva kokuba kwikholeji ukuya kwizifundo iinwele zabucala bafunde "zero"). Kodwa le ndoda, mhlawumbi, waphumelela zifundo zithatha iminyaka emibini (kwaye, le yeyona maximum) kunye nokuqeqeshwa iiyure 3-4 ka-3 ngeveki okanye kwaphela - phezu imizobo simahla, kwaye wamfundisa ncam kunye inkosi "2" iminyaka yamava.

Noko ke, kukho enye indlela - amava utitshala wayeneminyaka 25-30, kwaye ulwazi olufunyenwe ngayo ukuza kuthi ga ngoku isekelwe kwi incwadi '68 uhlelo, iinwele "Olimpiki Dove" kanye pair kwiinkomfa ntetho, iteknoloji uqeqesho, leyo, nakubeni into entle kule ntengiso njengoko "eMoscow", ludlule iikhosi efanayo. lucky nje yena akayi kunambathisa kakhulu ngakumbi na yena "wawa" "endaweni eyiyo kunye nexesha elifanelekileyo."

Kwisixeko S omnye umfundi wam ngendlela kwiminyaka 4 waba inkosi manicure, iinwele kunye stylist phantse (ngenene soze ukufunda), waba netheknoloji umthengisi yasekuhlaleni brand efanayo. Ngamandla nesithukuthezi zonke ezi sizifihla, nokuba "ubuncinane njengento" fun - nzima kakhulu ukuqala ukuba ibango ubume lobuxhakaxhaka lwengingqi. Kwaye akazange laba. Emva kanye kwakufuneka repaint emva imifuziselo 3 ngokulandelelana, ndamcela umbuzo - "njani wena ufundisa abantu into? Ke nina anazi njani ukwenza nantoni ngokwam, "- wathi kum ngelizwi ezolileyo -" kwaye wenze ntoni? Ndikunika kuphela nkongomiso ... "Ngelo xesha, ucinga abaqeshi ukuba Moscow Aniyiva na? Kakhulu ...

Kwaye e Moscow, ndandisoloko kakhulu sijongene nesibakala sokuba noochwephetsha abaselula, sisebenze esaluni okanye asebenze ixesha elide kakhulu, ngoko akuthethe "ekuqaleni umsebenzi wakhe '(iminyaka 1.5-2, kwaye ngaphezu koko ayikho imfuneko), ezinye kuwo zabasebenzisi benkonzo abanalo, ngaphandle umsimelelo nkampani! Njengoko baye nokufundisa "nobomi" oqeqeshiweyo amagcisa nokwenza bahlala ezandleni zabo? Njani ukuba zikwazi ukufundisa. Thengisa imveliso - ewe. Kodwa ukufundisa?!

Ngaba kunjalo? Ngokuqinisekileyo akunjalo. Oku akunjalo.

Kwisixeko G kwiibhodi zemfundo "eumelanin" wabizwa ngokuba "eymelaninom". Kodwa kwisixeko S kwikholeji apho ukufunda "fashion outerwear" kwi ukuma yembali fashion isimbo Christian Dior, wadala ngo 1948godu ebizwa ngokuba "New Duk," endaweni yoku ngagqibekanga "Jonga Entsha" (ukusuka IsiNgesi entsha look - «uhlobo olutsha" okanye " look entsha "). Ukuba into efana nale ...

Ingaba ufuna ukuva ibali eyoyikisayo ngokwenene? Baye me ...

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Kwisixeko NN kwiziko elithile lemfundo ephakamileyo, kanti zonke ezi ngaphandle kokukhetha (emva kokuba utshintsho ka-2000) igama iiyunivesithi (kule meko University of nkonzo kwaye kubonakala ukhenketho), siye sagqiba ukuvula isitulo beenwele. Ukuba into efana nale, wahlala phantsi waza wacinga - kumthungi (uxolo - fashion) abanayo, abaphathi ukhenketho - kakhulu, nangoku kunye namasebe ezintlanu ndlela ezahlukeneyo, kodwa beenwele - akukho. Ngubani na, ukuba abanike beenwele emfundo ephakamileyo (wabuza ngokwabo)?!

Hi ndlela leyi, njengoko sokuguya nge "imfundo ephakamileyo ubugcisa", oko kuvakala ngathi "stylist, inkosi uqeqesho mveliso" kwaye iziqu omnye iikholeji ngcono lizwe MHKPTiD, bekuya kuba nenqala umdla ukwazi - kubizwa njani na okukhethekile kuthi aba bakwamkelayo izicelo eyunivesithi?

Kodwa ngoku (mhlawumbi) andazi. Said - kwenziwe. Sathenga iqhoshana (kakhulu etyeni ubenetloni, umntu uyakwazi ukubona ukuba uthenge caretaker, kungekhona inkosi yobungcali. Kodwa ke, kubonakala ukuba kunye isaphulelo omkhulu, ngenxa yokuba lo bantu ayikwazanga athengise sele emi-5), wabeka izitulo, eqhotyoshelwe iindonga yezibuko, leso kwaye uqale, kodwa ... akuthethi ukufumana iinkcukacha single - utitshala. Sahlala phantsi kwakhona, ukucinga kwakhona waza wagqiba - kutheni ukunika "abasebenzi unit" ecaleni, xa kufuneka kwisebe "seamstresses" eqinisekisiwe kwaye mnandi ngandlela zonke indoda ngaphandle, emva bonke, ukuba uthathe umhlala phantsi kungekudala (emva kweminyaka 4) ...

Ndiyazi ukuba eli bali kuphela ngenxa yokuba "nenekazi" wathunyelwa kum ngezifundo ukuba kahle ubuqili kombala (iintsuku ezi-4), izisekelo Trichology neziNto ezinomsebenzi (iintsuku ezi-2), uze emva koko omnye njengoko iintsuku ezi-5 practice. Wayefundisa, kangangoko ndinako. Uthande ngenxa yobulungisa, kufuneka kunokuthiwa ngaphambili (ie "phambi" ngam) eli nenekazi uqeqesho kwiikhosi achazayo wesiqingatha-sonyaka kwaye ngoko lokwenza isicelo idayi kwi iinwele zakhe, jikelele, ibanjwa.

Kwaye musa onesibindi ukuba sithandabuze ukuba apha kweli ziko lemfundo ukuba, kwi-100% umntu mvume karhulumente ongunaphakade.

Akukho mfuneko ukuba alwe ekuhlambululeni, kuyimfuneko ukuba atshayele na.

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Oogxa babo, ngoku kufuneka iinketho eziliqela impendulo ukufunda:

- wena enikina intloko yakho nokuhleka, kodwa ndihleke kuba bavumelana nam, kwaye ngokupheleleyo Gogol kaThixo kohlekayo - "intsini ngokusebenzisa iinyembezi ezingabonakaliyo kwihlabathi";

- nomsindo kunene, nomsindo kuba unethamsanqa, kwaye utitshala wakho ngaphezu yonke indumiso. Okanye ngaba ucinga ukuba amazwi akhe, mna nje lungcikiva kunye noogxa bakho, kuba aningabo onjalo (kwaye ngoko ke kulindeleke ukuba bakwenze).

- Mhlawumbi kukho uguqulelo lesithathu impendulo yakho, kodwa andazi - ukuba oku olukhohlisayo kakhulu kum ...

Kodwa ke, enoba izinto, ngendlela eyoyikekayo imeko yam kukuba mna onke amazwi Unokuyifaka igama kunye nenombolo yefowuni kwidilesi ebhalisiweyo. Iziphelo wona? Mna ngokwam Sinqwenela ukukhumbuza kuni mdlalo of an epigraph yesincoko yam, "ndaziva bekhubeka -. Ukucinga, nokuba kuwe into icala" Kwaye ngaphandle, lowo akakho phakathi kwenu; akusoloko nxamnye nawe.

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hayi umzamo omkhulu kakhulu kukuba oko kudubula.

Isilogeni ebhalwe kwi Umfuziselo ukudutyulwa iqela Russian

asebenza Dear, ingozi yokwenene nangoku ayikho into yokuba ukukhonya lentengiso ekufundiseni ezinjalo 'abalinganiswa', kwaye loo nto yenza kube phantse akunakwenzeka ukuba isebenze ootitshala elungileyo nesilunge kakhulu.

Masters nabo bafuna ukufunda nokutyala ngokwakho ixesha nemali, ngokunjalo ubunzima ukusuka zocweyo amahlwempu okanye "engenanto 'ukuba sele nje musani ukukholwa nabani na okanye nantoni na. Andazi ukumela okanye akunjalo, kunzima ukungqina ukuba ngokwenene ube eninzi ukufunda, yintoni na uluhlu lwakho "merit" akukho ngumntu wasentsomini, kodwa ubunyani, kwaye ukuba sisandla sakho eso, ulwazi lwakho kunye nentloko yakho iya kuba kakuhle kukuchitha ixesha kunye nemali . Kunzima kakhulu - njengobuchule utitshala uthi. Kufuneka banyamezele isigqebelo, umsindo, bokubanga, ikratshi star Insert, ukuya ekupheleni uqeqesho, bantu kuwe weza waza wathi: "enkosi" ngokusuka entliziyweni, ekugqibeleni, "Umama wam waqalisa ukuphatha kum wokwenyaniso oqeqeshiweyo" (uthatyathwe ukubuyekeza omnye wabafundi yam, endiya ingqalelo njengoko ludumo).

Kunzima, kunzima kakhulu ... Kwaye kubenzima ngakumbi zokubaqeqesha, ingakumbi emva kokuba ukutya ukuzila. Kodwa akukho nto ukumelana - njengokuba imikhosi yayo uNothozamile.

Njengenxalenye zezinto zam ndithanda ukucaphula nguDmitry Ivanovich Pisarev (lowo ke batyakatywa esikolweni, kodwa yena uye wayeka ukuba abe ngummeli obalaseleyo bulumko Russian, ngeendlela ezininzi wazibeka iziseko pedagogy Russian uze Soviet): "oko kuyimfuneko ukuya esikolweni, kodwa nokuba kuyimfuneko ngakumbi ukuba ukufunda emva kokushiya isikolo, yaye le mfundiso yesibini imiphumo yayo, ngokubhekisele ukusebenza kwalo phezu ngamnye kunye noluntu luphela "

Nkosi, sinike amandla ukutshintsha into ungayitshintsha kum.

Ukuthobeka ukwamkela izinto andikwazi ukutshintsha,

                                                 Vonnegut "Cat ka-Cradle" kunye nencwadi Orthodox umthandazo, zombini imvelaphi - abanolwazi

Ukongeza zonke ngasentla, mna ndiyakholwa ukuba kusekho eziliqela iingxaki, mhlawumbi - injongo (I bakufumanisa kunzima ukuqonda kwaye kubenzima ngakumbi - ukuthatha), ukuba nje akwenzi imeko lokusekwa beenwele ngcono. Yaye oko kuthetha ukuba ubuchule elandelayo nje akuthethi ukuphucula umgangatho.

I kuqala, Ngokoluvo lwam, esona sizathu siphambili sokuba oko phantse walahlekelwa ngokupheleleyo inkqubo isabelo uqinisekise i 'iindidi isiqinisekiso "- a master ngokubanzi; Master 3, 4, 5 yokumpompoza; zinwele - fashion, njl

Ngemihla yakudala, kwakukho uluhlu imisebenzi efunekayo ukwenza weenwele isicelo umsebenzi yodidi oluthile. Phambi abapasa iimviwo isiqinisekiso (oku kwenzeka ngo kwikholeji yam kanye ngonyaka), qiniseka ukuba bayeke iimviwo aphakathi, kuba zonke iintlobo zomsebenzi ukusuka kuluhlu enjalo. Ukuba liphezulu Practitioner isiqinisekiso "umyili" nto ifunyenwe ngexesha uqeqesho, kuze oku ukuzama kuphela ukuba sele kwi "omkhulu", oko kukuthi, ngokuba abantu isiqinisekiso leemviwo kuvunyelwa kunye namava iqinisekisiwe kungabi ngaphantsi kweminyaka emi-5.

Xi ndzi, kunye namava ozinzisiweyo! Yaye ayikho into yokuba "ndisebenze iinwele kunyaka-1, ngoko ke ikhefu lokuya kubeleka iminyaka emi-5, yaye ngoku amava - kwiminyaka emi-6 ...". Kuye ukuvala eso? I kwenzeka abafundi babuya ummiselo emva kweminyaka 5-7-10 (usuku olunye, kwavunyelwana isithuba seminyaka engama-20!), Yaye ke amava (ngenxa yesizathu esithile) usoloko ezithile ngenxa yexesha. Kutheni - kuba yi "bezimvu kakhulu" - mama, umyeni, umntwana, uninazala kunye nabhinqileyo-2. Kwaye ekugqibeleni? I (nayo yonke enye into), kwi-sikhokelo uqeqesho zorhwebo, ukusebenza kwi ikhosi "uqeqesho" abanalo ilungelo okanye uzinzo phandle zorhwebo, ukuba thethwano amava abafundi babo.

Kakade ke, loo nto ngokupheleleyo not fair ngokunxulumene iingcibi abaqolileyo ezinamava kunye namava lokwenene nokuyenza esandleni sakhe, leyo, enyanisweni, bame "kuluhlu ukuhamba ixesha" single kunye iinkosi of "iminyaka 2", okanye iinkosi apha " ebaxiweyo "amava. Kodwa yintoni na?! Akukho isisombululo kule meko. Loo nto nje - ukuba bonke. Kwaye, Ngokoluvo lwam, andiyi, lo gama nje le nkqubo yemfundo eyodwa, lowo wayedla kubizwa vocational izikolo ( "phakathi -Special" esikoleni sokufundela, ngokubonelela ngoqeqesho ngokwesiseko kwiiklasi 8 ka 10 kwaye kuthiwa) okanye College (imfundo kuye kwenziwe ngokusekelwe kweeklasi 10 kwaye kwaqwalaselwa ophambili "top - okhethekileyo"; ukongeza, kwikholeji diploma unika ilungelo lokuba babhalise kumaziko ezizodwa = eyunivesithi, ikhondo nje 2 okanye 3) akayi kubuyiselwa, kwaye okona kubalulekileyo - echanileyo emibonweni kulawulwa.

Ndiyakholwa ukuba ekugqibeleni, le meko kufuneka isonjululwe kuba, enyanisweni, "ngumba ophambili kuyo nayiphi yoluntu zokufuna nempumelelo ukwanda ingqalelo inkqubo yemfundo -. Ukusuka olungundoqo uqeqesho phambili izidanga" (VI Knoring)

Kakade ke, yintoni na khona dissemble, lo mmiselo kuzakuvala feeder ekucebiseni komphefumlo yabasebenzi abanjengam. Kodwa kwangaxeshanye, kuyolelwa na enkulu baya kusebenza kwizikolo zobugcisa, kanye njengokuba ngaxa lithile, ootitshala bam bebeya ikhukhumele abafundi bakhe; ngokuba lowo abaqeshi ubusendaweni (oku unathi Kwaba). Yiba libhongo, enga ukuba kumi umqondiso "umgangatho ophezulu", kuqinisekiswa nangezenzo, isiqwengana hayi ezinemibala iphepha eludongeni.

Phela, le ngxoxo, ndizama ukuzisa iinkosi, mandulo andinawo wanelisekile ukufunda ukuba "kutheni yena, naye, wanikwa idiploma, yaye enyanisweni ngayo ...." Ayisebenzi iphepha, umsebenzi ngesandla. Ndiyaqonda ukuba ngumxhasi (ingakumbi kwiphondo) kunokuba ufundisise iilebhile imifanekiso, obizwa ngokuba "izatifikethi" okanye "izatifikethi" (zombini amagama bavumelekile ukuba zisetyenziswe), kodwa ke yintoni? Xa umsebenzi wakho, italente yakho, ukuzingisa yakho zakho zokudala "akuthethi kuphumla" uya kwenza abathengi kubuyela kuni kwakhona kwaye kwakhona - iminyaka emininzi. Kuphela ngale ndlela, kwaye nephepha I (kwaye okuninzi omnye umntu) uza kubhala nantoni na oyifunayo.

Hi ndlela leyi, X \ ufuna ibali funny kwaye yokwenene kakhulu njengoko bha, phantse cheap ezithandwayo, umzekelo indlela i "status" yaye "iidiploma '?

Imfundo e NNN - Ikhosi yokuzihlaziya (iintsuku ezili-12). Enye baqeqeshwa kwi ingcamango (ziintsuku 5) lonke ixesha dozing (leyo ngokuqhelekileyo I ungazihluphi), kodwa practice, ngaphandle leentsuku 6 3 kuphela, kwi efanayo ixesha ngenene kwenziwa 1 umsebenzi. Ukuba ndithetha inyaniso, nangona ndidume ngokuba ezoyikekayo "njakazi ukungcungcuthekisayo abafundi zabo, bekhwaza, ufunga yaye ebetha kubo ..." (musani ukukholwa, mna ukuthetha ulwimi kaSathana, ukongeza, asikwazi kuba yonke into oyinyaniso), mina kakhulu basabela njani ukuziphatha okunjalo, ngenxa yokuba kakhulu okholelwa ukuba "gama nje benjenjalo (okanye nawe?) kakubi ufunde abanezakhono njengokuba iminyaka 20-25 uya kwanela mna kwimarike" .

Kodwa, ngakumbi kwindawo, ekupheleni uqeqesho, mna wayifaka siyayazi ukuba umfundi kuloo mgangatho wemfundo yakhe abasinikwa. Yena walila, kodwa wathatha onke iidiploma wahamba, njengoko ndaqonda ukuba ezinye iinketho nje akwenze. Emva kokuya iiyure iselula yam kwakhala umalathisi wezasekhaya emangalisayo, apho umfundi ikhankanyiweyo yaba ithamsanqa 'bakhonze ". Nefoni me 15 imizuzu ngokubuza umbuzo othi, "ngubani na mna?", "Uphi na imali yam?" Kwaye yinto enye pretty okuneziqholo ... Ekuqaleni, ndiye ndazama kangangoko ndikwazi achaze imeko ezitum kwaye kufanele Wayekhathazeke nenekazi, kodwa imibuzo phindwa ngokuphindaphindiweyo , sisidanga nangakumbi incoko. Emva kwethutyana, mna nje wagula kuyo (jonga, kunzima ukuba uthethe ityala lam), kunye ndaqonda ukuba nje andizange ndive, kwaye okona kubaluleke kakhulu, musani ukukholwa ndim, ndicinga ukuba wamnyelisa mntu. Ngoko ke uvume sokunene, wathembisa ukuba ubhale idiploma, nabanako ethathwa naliphi na ixesha elilungele bona.

Poor uyazi mna, ukuba baye bagqiba ukuba ndisuka nje ndiyeke. Nah ... wabhala kwam idiploma, wemfundo, leyo dobukvenno sisandi samanzi "super stylist mega phezulu", kunye nezintlu wekomiti yokhetho, xa isixa abantu 2, ndandingena iinkcukacha zale nqununu kakhulu ecacileyo, kwaye yena ubeke phezu kwendawo lokugqibela. Yonke: umsayino, itywina. Ndithi kuni ngokuphandle, mna elinde kwihlazo, yaye - le grand ...

Nah, kwakungelula. Sithathe. Kwaye musa nokuba winced. Kwaye ngoku NNN, iingcali zisebenza nje ezinjalo iziqinisekiso - idiploma ejinga kwisakhelo phezu kodonga, ndabona ngamehlo am ...

Kuyenzeka ukuba umxakatho bendelisele iingcambu intloko ...

Eneneni, ndasondela ingqalelo yokuba wizard abaselula kunye namava ngaphantsi, inkangeleko Beje of ikhadi lakhe ishishini wathi kumsebenzi wakhe - stylist, umfanekiso-uMenzi, kwiimeko kakhulu - "stylist iinwele", kwaye nanjengom-apotheosis ingundoqo - "womculo". Kwaye badla oku endaweni igama negama lakhe lokwenene. Pop Star! Kwelinye icala, kangangexesha elithile, ezifana "omdala" ...

Ndiya kukwazi ukucacisa ukuba kutheni iingcali ezininzi, ingakumbi senziwa xesha "izinto eziphathekayo kokubhalwa kwembali" (okt ekupheleni kwenkulungwane yokugqibela) musa ukuvumela ngokwabo ezinjalo. Ewe, akukho clever ... Le yinto clever kunye bonke. Ngaphezu koko, akukho msebenzi ezifana njenge "stylist" (kwaye ngakumbi ke Americanism umfanekiso-umenzi "), nangaphandle, asinawo amaziko ezikhethekileyo zemfundo leyo kwinkqubo kunye neengxaki ekulungiseleleni iingcali ezifana kuluhlu ngokusesikweni imisebenzi ezivunywe yi Pension Fund Russian (ukuba amaqela ezinjalo, ayikho rhoqo). Ngoko ke ukuba 'stylist "idla ngqondweni wakhe, nqanawa ngubani usoloko nokuba likratshi okanye icandelo yorhwebo yeziko loqeqesho (I, ngasendleleni, oku kwakhona ungumoni - I ukufundisa kunye yabe-, nangona yena buqu, nangona unyaka 4.5 ikholeji, iminyaka eli-17 yamava kunye PhD kwimbali fashion, yaye akazange bafanelwe esi status ukuba ngokwalo njengoko akukho clever ...).

Eneneni, Ndibe nethamsanqa ngokwaneleyo ukuze bambambise kwincopho yobomi abameli ezininzi oko kubizwa ngokuba "unogada endala." Ezinye zazo basaphila yaye esebenzayo, ngubani sele wemka, yaye abanye elide kunye nathi (UThixo ukuphumla imiphefumlo yabo). Jonga amakhadi ishishini labo. Athobekile kwaye ngokumangalisayo kungekudala-wayediniwe. Namnye kubo, nkqu ukuba yesibini akazange eze engqondweni, ecaleni kwamanye ubuncinane ezithile igama yimikhuba okanye ayinyamezeleki nganye. Apha ke - eklasini. Iklasi liphezulu! "UBeauty cwaka, yaye kuphela ubukrwada - kumemeza" (Ndicinga ukuba ivela Chanel).

Imbali kuphuhliso ulwazi lwenzululwazi wenza nje isinika imizekelo

kwiindawo ezahlukeneyo zomhlaba kangangeenkulungwane ngokuphindaphindiweyo azalwe ngokungummangaliso ibhayisikile ...

                                                   Lecture nguNjingalwazi kaYuri Lotman

Isizathu sesibini, nzima ukufunda kukuba lonakele kwaye ukudideka angabi namhlanje yintoni kubizwa ngokuba 'ndlela zokufundisa ukufunda. "

Ngokoluvo lwam, isizathu ayikho zingaphi.

- Asingabo bonke ootitshala nabo bonke ngakumbi, lo bugcisa lucky (okanye onke - qatha engqondweni) athathe MPO ikhosi (iindlela zokufundisa zokufundisa), kwaye ke ngoko, akukho ukuqonda ukuba ucweyo (ezinkulu okanye ezincinane, uqeqesho okanye ingxelo) kufuneka ukuba igcinwe isicwangciso esisekwe - umzekelo, "ngeyure". Ukuba, ke, uqeqesho yenzelwe iintsuku eziliqela, isicwangciso kufuneka ibe ngaphezulu kwaye "pourochny". Nayiphi Methodist uyazi ukuba nje isihloko ncwadana, kodwa ke eneneni "Incwadi" imini uqeqesho, zaveza yi imini kunye ngomzuzu yi ngomzuzu. Oku kunceda ukuba babele ixesha lokufunda isihloko ngasinye, uphambuke hluleka okungafunwayo neengcaciso ukungxama "Ndayishwabanisa", kwaye okona kubalulekileyo - kunceda ukwakha Ngokusengqiqweni ukulungisa yonke inkqubo yokufunda yenguqu gingxi kunye zendalo ukusuka nesihloko omnye komnye. Oku kubaluleke ngokukhethekileyo ukuba abafundi ulwazi ako ngcono. Kwaye ungafunda kuphela yintoni na prostroen ubhalo kunye nengqiqo.

Ukuphucula indlela nokwenziwa kwezinto efanelekileyo ukuba i "okuprintiweyo", umgangatho okanye isiko-eyenzelwe khosi nto kubaluleke kangaka. Ndithanda ukubongoza abantu abafundisa, funda oku abarhwebi - kubathengisi. Owu, ngoko ke bayazi ukuba kanye xa umntu cherknot nokuba ukuwela amasimi, neziqu pre-eziprintiweyo ikhathalogu iimveliso, wathi, yaye wayengekho kule ntetho, yaye ngenxa yoko musani ukuthenga nto.

Yaye thina senza ntoni? Okanye kunoko, kutheni ke musa ukuyenza loo nto?!

Ngapha koko, inkosi ezifumana oonobumba ukuyila amagama lilahlekile ngenxa yokuba banalo ixesha elide kakhulu (bengaphumeleli) esikolweni (kwaye ngoku oonobumba, akukho namnye ubhala ngesandla), nje abanalo ixesha ukuthatha amanqaku ngokukhawuleza yaye, maxa wambi, utitshala yokuthetha kakhulu mahala (kwaye ukuba kude kuse enye kwaye ukuba akanalo ulwalamano ubhalo ...). Kodwa kakuhle uthe ingxabano emva ukucuthwa ezamahala ube bububhanxa ngokupheleleyo pseudoscientific. I nazo oku ekuqaleni umsebenzi wabo wokufundisa woma! Ngoku kuba umasifundisane nganye iphuhlise incwadi apho yinxalenye yombhalo sihleli, njengenxalenye okubhaliweyo ihlangana ngenyameko ababhali yaye ngenxa yoku, mna ngokusondeleyo kakhulu. Ukuba umbuzo wam, abafundi banoxanduva kakhulu, ngokuzithandela okanye ezichanekileyo, ndiya kubenza ukufumana impendulo yokubhala ebhalwe ngesandla sabo, yaye nje uyifunde ngokuvakalayo. Impumelelo yale ndlela - emangalisayo! Ukuqonda uza phantse nangoko kwaye, kananjalo, ngomlinganiselo omkhulu. Ndimele ndithi ukuba eneneni, imfuno kuphela abafundi lonke ixesha lokufunda ukwazi imixholo notebook = sikhokelo methodological, okanye kunoko, yintoni nalapho kubhaliweyo. Andikholwa ukuba kukho umntu omdala, ubunzima neengxaki zemihla ngemihla, kunokwenzeka ukuba iintsuku 3-5-7 ukufunda ukucinga nokuhlalutya "imigaqo", okanye ubuncinane na kangangoko ngaphambili. Ukongeza, umsebenzi wethu isekelwe isicelo eluncedo ulwazi, kunokuba umoya slovosotryaseniyah demagogic.

Sebenzisa i "amava" "ulwazi" kungaba kuphela inkosi yena, yaye kuphela kunye nexesha. Cinga kwakhona iphiramidi kaSocrates - isiseko usoloko "ulwazi - izakhono" (oku nga ukunika iintsuku 7-12), kwaye ke ngoko efunekayo "- ikhono amava" (eli lixesha yokusebenza ngqo inkosi). I baqhayise ukuba ama-85% recoverability kuqeqesho re-, nto leyo endenza ndibe nethuba lokuba ukulandelela isiphelo lobuchule babafundi zam. Abaninzi kubo uthi emva ezintandathu kweenyanga, xa sijamelene neengxaki ezithile, evele ndaqonda ukuba le nto ndathetha kubo ngethuba loqeqesho. "Hawu! Arinochka G., kanjani cool, Ndisebenze kagqirha wakho "" Ngoku ke, mna ngokuqinisekileyo ningoyiki nto! "- bebhala nam qha. Kwisiqingatha sonyaka ... Kwaye abaninzi (30%) kwiminyaka 2-3, babuyele kumasifundisane efanayo kwaye usoloko ukuhamba into entsha. Apha, njenge yokusebenzela kunye efanayo, kwaye yamanqaku kuyafana, kwaye nkqu utitshala ngokufanayo oko. Nazi nje "umkhuba", edibene ne "namava" kwi inkosi sele sooovsem abanye. Ngoko ke, ngoku uyakwazi ukubona intsingiselo elifuna eyahlukileyo, yayisesona olunzulu neefomula eqhelekileyo.

Ewe, kwaye mna kakhulu