"Notes brownie": zonke iindawo ngo ngokufutshane

ngekhulu xxi - ixesha zezenzululwazi, nophando kunye inkqubela yenzululwazi. Yonke into singqongwe, uzibophelele ukuba kwakhokelela ekwandeni ibonwe ekuphuhlisweni kwawo. Ngapha koko, iminyaka eli-10 eyadlulayo, babembalwa nabantu baye bacinga ukuba Nani linganisani bhanya ngokusebenzisa iselula. Ngoku ke akumangalisi. Internet liya ukubuyisela ekhoyo oluqhelekileyo. Akukho mntu Ndamangaliswa ingeniso kuthungelwano, evenkileni kunye kubhukishelwa amatikiti air-intanethi.

Xa kowama-2000, iiblogu kuthunyelwa kwi-Internet. Langutana apha kukuba ulwazi akubeka umntu ( "Notes Brownie", umzekelo), iyafumaneka kubo bonke abasebenzisi. Abantu babubone kumaziko ezinjalo, ukufunda umxholo, xoxa nokusasaza ngayo.

Ukususela Blogger, iintatheli kunye nababhali

Kwiminyaka yakutshanje, iiblogu zithandwa kangangokuba urhulumente eRashiya, umzekelo, iye isindululo ukucinga ukuba kumajelo eendaba. Ebuhlungu, izihloko umdla ebalulekileyo uqwalaselo kwiminyaka yakutshanje kwiindawo ezinjalo. Ngaphezu koko, maxa wambi omnye okanye omnye umbhali ubhenca ubomi bakhe ingozi nzima ngenene, Ndibeka Network lolwazi i "ongxamisekileyo".

Noko ke, Blogger ukonwabisa nje abaphulaphuli ngokubeka kwi -World Wide Web amabali bakhe ahlekisayo, badla isiqulatho enesidima kakhulu. Oku kuthi kuphela ukuba 'amazwi ingoma awukwazi nilahle, "yaye ukuba ngenene umbhali isiphiwo, imisebenzi yakhe umtsalane abafundi (omnye wabo -" Notes Brownie "- ibali funny kakhulu). Ekhusela kakhulu notorious ongcolileyo-mabaxakane nga ndiyaphinda, ndithi kuphela ukuba iimbongi Russian omkhulu Barkov, Pushkin kunye Lermontov maxa wambi ukuvumela Ukukhululeka ezinjalo kunye nemibongo yakhe. Njani na ibinzana kaFaina Ranevskaya: "Kulungile ukuba umntu olungileyo, ukuthuka, ngaphezu isidalwa cwaka-emihle '?

Kodwa umthetho, Blogger musa awe kakhulu kwi "isimbo yamschitsky", yaye nyebelele ngamabinzana ezibukhali ukufaka wancuma kuphela. Ukongezelela, sonke siyayiqonda ngokugqibeleleyo umahluko phakathi bawdry kunye "banter" esulungekisiweyo, ngawo lo okanye ukuba umbhali ufuna ukwenza izimvo zakhe. Nkqu abasebenzisi bayo ungalandeli ubuchule efanayo, ubuncinane kanye, imba web, fumana iilinki imisebenzi ezininzi kwesigele yale uhlobo: ". Notes Brownie" "Masyanya", "Cat Kebab Notes" okanye

Funny abasingqongileyo

Namhlanje sikhumbula yimpumelelo "blogernuyu Smeshilka" ethandwa kakhulu phakathi kwabantu abatsha. Ekuqaleni: incwadi kabani Umbhali Osip Senkovsky ( "Notes Brownie"), oko akunanto yakwenza. Ewe, igama ngeqabane, kodwa akukho ngaphezulu. siye ayikhumbule ukudalwa amaqhosha ngamnye phantse 30, thaca kwimo idayari sisidalwa imilingo ohlala endlwini eyona medi zesiqhelo.

iqhekeza nganye ngokuqhelekileyo yahlulwe ngokwentsuku ezahlukeneyo, izindlu kuchaziwe, umlinganiswa ophambili kule íOpus. Izindlu kufuneka abahlobo kwanezalamane ububi minor, belungiselela inkosikazi yayo. Ngaphezu koko, umbhali uzame ukubonisa, kwaye ubume sazo zonke izono, iingxwabangxwaba, kwaye uvuyo kwezi zilwanyana.

Mhlawumbi kubalulekile ukuphawula ukuba i-mveliso "Emakuqatshelwe Brownie", zonke iindawo apho kuvela ngokuzenzekelayo, ezifana amakhowa emva kwemvula, funda ngokukhawuleza nangokulula. Ngexesha eli nqaku, "Emakuqatshelwe" kunokuba kakhulu ixesha elide. Sijonga-16 yokuqala, apho, ngokutsho abafundi abaninzi, are nempumelelo kakhulu.

Nolwazi Brownie

Ngoko ke, yintoni na yokuqala "Emakuqatshelwe Brownie"? Inxalenye yokuqala sicacisa izizathu kancinane imp athathe ebuhlanti. Okokuba uyayiba incwadi evela iindwendwe. Ngelo xesha linye kuye kucace ukuba umfundi ukuba - ukuba nje oselula, kodwa yena wahlala iminyaka ubuncinane 150. Izindlu ababadala ekruqulayo. Zonke ubukho yakhe indlu badlula kumzabalazo amava umdla amatsha.

Kucaca ukuba yena chistoploten kakhulu, yena engamthandi, umzekelo, izitya ezimdaka. Ukuba ahlale nabo ukuxhomekeka "iindwendwe" ayikho wonqena kakuhle igcinwe indlu, eshiya ngasemva kwentaba izitya ezingahlanjwanga, iikomityi, amacephe kunye nezinye namacephe, Brownie labela nangezinto zakhe.

Ekuhambeni kwebali icace phandle ukuba izindlu umhlobo - ikati yenkosi. Njengoko yaziwa, ezi zilwanyana kubona naziphi na imimoya emibi, ngokunjalo zombini hero yethu ngenkuthalo ababenalo. Badlala kunye, ukugxuma ukubaleka. Kwaye ke, konke oku kusenzeka ebusuku, xa iindwendwe ezama ukuba balale. Abahlobo kudala ingxolo eninzi, kodwa ngokwesiqhelo uya ikati. Ngapha koko, abantu abakholelwa oothikoloshe. Kucacile ukuba ikati woniweyo kakhulu yaye iindwendwe, kunye nezindlu; ngokuba imidlalo ebandakanya ezimbini, kodwa ke umntu kufuneka athathe i-rap. Cat itshixiwe kule kwigunjana, nendlu-iya ekhitshini kunye umsindo elide rattles izitya. Iindwendwe ithemba.

Ngaphezu koko, ufuna uncedo, umbingeleli, lowo kudala uhamba le indlu ugcedevu, ekhupha imimoya engendawo. Noko ke, le amakhaya ehleka kuphela. Akoyiki ababingeleli. Ngokungafaniyo cleaner lwepolitiki, ukusuka apho buddies nizimele phantsi kwebhedi.

Amgxothe zikhathazayo indlela

Notes Brownie, zonke iindawo apho sixelelwa ngayo yonke into ehamba kunye nenkosikazi, bathethe imbonakalo wesoka. House kunye cat wadibana owasemzini akulunganga kakhulu. Umlinganiswa oyintloko, akwacela umhlobo ububi yanxulunyaniswa nomonakalo izihlangu amazwe. Ikati ngonyawo, kodwa ke wavuma. Umphumo waba kwakhona kohlwaywa engonwabanga kakhulu kumakhaya lonke eli xesha, nje ukonwaba. Kodwa kuhlaselwa zange ukuvelisa yifuna. Boyfriend nangoku uza oyintanda, uhlale ubusuku.

Brownie elisombulula ngokwayo ukujongana nale ngxaki kunye nokuzama ngokuzikhama a iindwendwe iphupha. Uvuka ekhwankqisiwe aze ikhalazela ukuba intanda yakhe. Cavalier uthembisa ukukhusela intombazana, ebangela ukuhleka kumakhaya. Ukubonakalisa nzondo okusemandleni kwaye uhlaselo umntu. Oku kubangelwa kutheni iindwendwe kanye ngokuthatha amanyathelo yokulwa imikhosi ububi kwakhona. Eli xesha, wavula u oosiyazi. Iingcali ziye zagqiba ekubeni waphila umoya utatomkhulu emva kwexesha, nto leyo ebangela ukuba omnye amakhaya ukuhleka indlu.

Ebona ukuba izangoma tyelela ilothe nto, umnini ugqiba ukwenza abahlobo kunye nezindlu. Ukuze wenze oku, nto imbeka esosini yobisi phantsi esitovini, ecinga ukuba yena elele ubuthongo. Ekugqibeleni uxolelaniso kunye cat. A nobusuku ezimbalwa ngaphandle abahlobo ikhefu nizimele kwi kwigunjana. Le iindwendwe badideke kwaye ufuna isilwanyana, bengakholwa ukuba osindileyo.

Ukuhambisa nomkhwenyana

Badiniwe buhlungu igqiba kwelokuba athengise indlu aluphumelelanga. Brownie inethemba lokuba oku kuza kwenzeka. Kodwa kungekudala loni ngabantu abatsha, kwaye iba kuyakruqula. Uninzi zonke igcine ikati yakhe. Bazama ukuba ukunxibelelana nge yenethiwekhi nevukuthu. Akusayi kuba nako ukuyinyamezela loo nesithukuthezi nokwahlukana, Brownie enebana nogxa wayo ukusuka inkosi entsha indlu. Uyavuma olo tshintshano. Kungekudala abahlobo kumanywa. Okubangel 'umdla kukuba, le kati yokuqala ezama ukuba abonise uvuyo kakhulu, kodwa wathi ke, nayo, unyamalele. Ubomi isibini kwakhona baya njengesiqhelo.

Ngelo xesha, iindwendwe kufika enye iveza. House Izicwangciso ububi entsha. Nangona owasemzini kuphumla, va ringeta ku ngokuzikhama kuye. Beau New ayiphenduli ukuya ukutsarhwa naziimbandezelo ezincinane, yena ngamandla kwezithandani intombazana. Notes Brownie (part-9 isixelela ukuba "indoda entle" utshate umnini efanayo) iqhubeka inqaku elifutshane ngento kwaye otherworldly forces komzimba. On roses, umzekelo, elibanika Cavalier endlwini. Ngenye imini, ukuba lithemba, Brownie ebe izitshixo ukusuka emotweni umyeni, ihlala ubusuku. Côte rhabaxa wathi kulo mzekelo, esithi ukuba umhlobo wakhe akazi ukuba ucinga njani ngobuchule.

Kodwa ityala - ixesha fun - iyure. Kuyimfuneko kunye cat ukudlala ufihle nokufuna. Kwaye ngoku usendlini ngokunyaniseka. Brownie ngoku ochaphazelekayo malunga uphendlo. Wamangaliswa kakhulu ukufumana ikati kumatshini wokuhlamba impahla, nkqu ukubona ezinye iqondo fantasy joker.

Zinaida Zakharovna

Emva Brownie ngengozi wanika isitshixo wamema imibhobho elifunekayo, umnini kwakhona wacinga ngonqulo. Kwafika umbingeleli kunye wendiza elide ugcedevu, behamba bejikeleza indlu, leyo umdla kakhulu 'ububi. " Le iindwendwe baqalisa ukulala kuphela ezibane Brownie ngamathuba icinyiwe.

weza ingabonakali imini ikati wazalwa. Abahlobo nice kakhulu ibhiyozelwa lo mhla sibalulekileyo: ekhwele iikhethini, neempahla saa, ukusela valerian kunye ngenye lungasebenzi.

Ubomi waya njengesiqhelo, yaye kungekudala le cat and Brownie baye bafunda ukuba aya kutyelela. Isibakala sokuba umnini ixesha elide kakhulu elinde umama wakhe Zinaida Zakharovna. Brownie wadibana "isonka kunye netyuwa yakhe": kwiimvuthuluka isonka nangoko ichatshazelweyo ebhedini kunye neti ityuwa. Ukongezelela yonke sele beza iveza phantse ulibele, mhlawumbi eziqhelekileyo kunye nonina elizayo. Oku nako ukuma nkqu ikati, waza noko wenza izihlangu zakhe. ke apho ke wasuka wawohlwaya enye, nonina, kunye nentombi.

Ngokuhlwa, ngexesha ngesiciko umdlalo nabahlobo champagne abazange isaziso Zinaida Zakharovna kwaye lona phezu uyitsale, hit intloko yakhe ekhabhathini. Ukususela ngoko pranksters ndagqiba kwelokuba oko kuphela Zinedine Zidane. Notes Brownie (20 inxalenye isixelela nto zokutshata ngokukhawuleza Zinaida Zakharovna) ngokubalisa eqhubekayo kokuqhambuka 'imfazwe' kunye mama iindwendwe. Zidane waxelela intombi yakhe ukuba isosara ubisi ukuze brownie - ubandlululo; kwaye wanyamalala. Brownie akuthabatha isibhengezo yemfazwe. Ngobo busuku, wazama ukuba ngokuzikhama Zinadina, kodwa yeseli kuphela ngakumbi. Nangona onke amaqhinga, lo mama iindwendwe asinakho ukulishiya.

Cat on ndilangazelela olunzulu wagqiba ekubeni ayeke ukutya "Kitekat". Noko ke, sagcina kuphela iintsuku ezimbalwa. Ekugqibeleni Zinaida Zakharovna waqalisa ukuya ekhaya. Côte alikazaliseki isithembiso izindlu zangasese, uphangwe overshoe yakhe, kodwa Zidane akazange isaziso nto; ke ndemka. Isitya ubisi emva endaweni, ubomi ngokuthe ngcembe zibe yinxalenye itshaneli yesiqhelo.

wendlu Dog

Notes Brownie (iSigaba 5) uqhubeka yinkosikazi ufuna ukufumana inja. Le ndaba ngesiquphe ibangela ikati kwi ukudideka zasendle. Kuba ntsuku elichithwe kwigunjana xa belisebenzisa ntshi evela ngaphakathi. Brownie, ngokuba kuhlekwe, uvuthisa ngamandla ikati wafihla uloyiko.

Kwaye ngoko kwafika imini X. Iziswa inja. Inja wabonakala ukusuka iliwa "epokothweni". Ikati, ngoxa kwi kwigunjana, inomdla izindlu ukuba kukho irhamncwa. Buddy engozini uthi wazisa ngokucofa. Ikati, becaphula umsebenzi ongxamisekileyo, wachitha ubusuku kwigunjana. Kodwa ukubulala Ukuphuma, ndaza ngenyameko ngaphandle yokuhlala kwafika ogulayo kusekho inja.

Ngubani uyesabeka - engacacanga. Kodwa phantsi ekhala Brownie ikati bawasukela isilwanyana kuyo indlu. Emva kwethutyana, ibonisa encinane, kodwa ndagqiba kwelokuba isgqibo. Inja ujika kubizwa ngokuba hulk.

Ikati, ngokusekelwe ukongama ecacileyo emzimbeni, wathabatha nokwabela phezu hulk. Waqala imiyalelo zomkhosi aze azenze i call kuphela "Veterans nabo." Hulk akanandaba. Ukongeza, zonke zontathu bavumelana ukungathandi esinzulu kuba isoka iindwendwe. Inja nakanye ethe walunywa imilenze umyeni, kuba abasamkelayo esingakhatyelwa ebalulekileyo. Kodwa hulk akazange aneliseke: ebusuku zabaluma shoelaces linene; kambe iduke ikati.

Sihamba esitratweni

Lifikile ixesha lokuba ahambe, yaye iindwendwe ukuba yahamba, naye hulk kwaye ishiya ikati kwenkathalo ngummelwane. Notes izindlu, 6 ka oqala inkcazo buddies yokuqala ngeenyawo esitratweni, uthethe ngendlela abahlobo kusingathwa indlu.

Brownie ngokuphandle nesithukuthezi ngenxa yokunqongophala izinto esisigxina ubuso ukungcungcuthekiswa kunye boyfriend iindwendwe. Emva yokucinga, ugqiba ukuba anikele ikati uhambo olufutshane ngokohlobo uhambahambe iyadi ekufutshane. Ukuba sixhathise kwaye unyuka nazo zonke iintlobo ukuzithethelela, kodwa emva koko ukwazi ogqiba, yaye uyavuma.

Esitratweni, yaye ikati, kwaye Brownie likhwankqisiwe yiyo Izwe enkulu kangakanani ukuba ibe. zingabonakala Zingaphi ngokukhetha ukusuka emxinwa igumbi iindwendwe encinane! Kodwa ihlabathi kuthi ezikhohlakeleyo. Zifike iikati eyadini, yaye kuphela ngabahlobo luck obupheleleyo ziphetshwe kwenduku. babuyele ekhaya ubusuku kwi imibhobho main amalahle.

Kungekudala ukuba kulindelwe iindwendwe kungekudala. Brownie ugqiba ukuhlangabezana impahla yakhe saa, kuba becinga ukuba ikati. Ekubuyeleni amantombazana ndafumanisa ukuba kungekudala utshata boyfriend. Kuyinto kabi kakhulu zontathu ngokulinganayo. Abasebenzi wadala ukuba ukulwa "yindoda entle".

Zikuthembisa, Year New nemitshato

umyeni akenzi abeke ukwenza ukunikezwa, esazi ukuba oku ekugqibeleni kakubi. Uqikelelo okuvakaliswa ukuqhubeka kwebali "Notes Brownie." 7 inxenye luqala bekutyelelo matchmakers. Kodwa lomzabalazo wayekulungele. Indlu-ehleli etafileni ecaleni iindwendwe size sixelise ezahlukeneyo izandi olungafanelekanga ukungacoleki kokutya. Iindwendwe akanazintloni. Emva koko ke ikati yagqiba ukuya for kugcwala zikrweleke imilenze yabo. Kuba lowo, njengesiqhelo, atsho oyike. dog hulk kuphela Wathi uhlaziywe, yenza akukho ingqiqo ukuze sixhathise iimeko zangaphandle, ukuba bomelele kunawe.

Around kwabonakala ukuba umtshato ube. Nkosazana ilungele ngokuba impindezelo, yaye abathathu kulindeleke ukufika efutshanisileyo Zinadina Zidane. Umtshakazi bazisa ilokhwe yomtshato. Zonke bobathathu wayethanda ngokwenene, kwaye ikati nokuba bakhala imvakalelo umphelo itshixiwe ngokwakhe endlu yangasese.

yesiphithiphithi Unyaka Omtsha kugcwele yonke. Abantu kuphela, kodwa kwakhona yala yobugorha ukulungiselela le holide. Kwaye ke kuNyaka oMtsha! wafika umyeni, Brownie Shake wamsa ibhotile champagne kunye kakhokho kuwo siwela "umntu entle" kanye ebunzi. Ukuqwalasela oko yimpazamo elungileyo, abathathu engalawulekiyo waba ibhola, behamba Year New. Le nto isixelela ngokweenkcukacha uthi Brownie (Inxalenye 8). Emva kweentsuku ezimbalwa yonke into indlalo enkulu ukuba babhiyozele iKrismesi wafika Zinaidoy Zaharovnoy, kwaye ke uNyaka oMtsha endala.

Kodwa ngoJanuwari - ngenyanga elide. Ngoko ke, lo iindwendwe ixesha kodwa ukutshata. Ukuthintela oku akusebenzi, kwaye Brownie wagqiba ekubeni ubuncinane babe fun - enxibe bowler umnqwazi waya yokutyela uhambe apho emtshatweni. Umcimbi kakhulu langutana yaba iindaba yokufudukela indlu ilizwe, elo wakha umyeni intsapho yakhe.

iinkuni goblin

Notes Brownie (iziqwenga 11) uqhubeka ibali lonke usapho ihamba ibe indlu entsha ukumazi kuye. Wonke umntu ohlala wafumana indawo kunye nomsebenzi. Ngoko ke, i hulk kushicilelo uchitha ixesha phambi eziko, ukucinga ngayo yonke into, ikati luhlala indlu, akuhluthe iimpukane Brownie kubuyiselwe ucwangco "isakhiwo" iinginginya.

Kufuphi intlwayelelo Brownie ufumana iindaba ezivela eposini nevukuthu. incwadi Ongaziwayo, kodwa kukho isimemo kwi "utolo" kunye bendawo. Ukuthatha ukukhusela ikati Brownie ingena ehlathini. "Notes Brownie" kule ntlanganiso ebalulekileyo bazinikela isahluko kumjikelo. iziqwenga 12 zisinika Amaqhawe amatsha - i Goblin bakhe abantu-izinto eziphilileyo. Zombini ummeli imikhosi embi uyavuma ukuba sibe ngabahlobo kwaye hayi ukuba kuphazamisana omnye komnye.

Day scrapbook izindlu lweValentina (13 inxalenye) uthinte ukuchaza ikhadi wokubulisa, nto leyo eye utyikitye ikati: ". Ububi Zintanda ehlabathini isilwanyana" Ngelo xesha, bonke ilinde intwasahlobo. Côte bangakwazi ezimbalwa iingoma izindlu uyakuvuyela ezayo Matshi 1st.

Imisebenzi spring

Wobuciko "Notes Brownie", zonke iindawo zazo kakhulu ukonwabisa, ebotshelelwe kwikhalenda. Ngoko ke, ukuba umdla ngakumbi ukufunda. Ngoko ke, ngo May iiholide zepikiniki wemikhosi usapho anelisekile, izindlu kwidayari yakhe inikeza ukuthiya ngokutsha le holide zeBarbercue Msindisi. Indlela apho abemi babe uphumlo ngomhla ubume, ibangela ukuhleka ebomini, kodwa ngokwemiqathango "non-abantu" - nto nje hilarious!

Kodwa la mabali zisixelela ntoni ngobomi kweli lizwe kunye kumtshato kunokwenzeka Zinaida Zakharovna kunye wehlathi Kuzmich. Amanqaku zezindlu (20 inxalenye embalwa ezayo) isixelela adventures amatsha noko amnye ebantwini olweyeliselayo.

Ngokubanzi, ukuba ufuna mood echwayithileyo nokufunda avulekile, uyazi yintoni nalapho ukukhangela. We ukufaka kuphela ukuba kulo nyaka "Diary Brownie" wazambathisa kule ncwadi.