Ngubani na Cap yaye kutheni zithandwa kangaka?

Ukusebenzisa i-intanethi ukusuka kumaxesha ngamaxesha, wena mhlawumbi babezibuza into Cap. Emva kokuchaza oko kunokubonwa kuzo zonke izimvo yesibini kwi kwiforam! Mhlawumbi oku uhlobo intsomi hero ngexesha lethu?

Kaloku, unokuthi nto. Ngaba wakha ucatshukiswa abantu kwiimeko ezinzima yasasazwa ukuba ngoko bonke Kudala kwaziwa? Kwaye ngokwenza loo nto ngenjongo le Guru eliphezulu empuma, leyo uxelela iimfihlelo eziphambili iphela. Ngoko ke, zonke ezi ntlobo nabalinganiswa kunye wakhonza njengesiseko ngokudala wamaqhawe Internet entsha. Cap, iincwadi yokuhlekisa leyo kwagcwala isithuba virtual, lizinikele ekuncedeni abantu. Kwaye ufuna nto imbuyekezo!

Noko ke, uncedo yakhe yokuqala. Umzekelo iphawulekayo cap uncedo labemi libe nokuthathelwa ingqalelo njengoko ex-President Medvedev, owathi, emva kokuba amandla, xa athi: "Inkululeko ingcono non-inkululeko". Nangona kunjalo, ithuba lakhe, Dzhordzh Bush Bush (kwaye owayesakuba ngumongameli), akazange barhuqe emva: njani na ibinzana "Ulala," apho uMongameli khanyisa intatheli? Babefuna ukwazi ukuba kutheni bin Laden nangoku ngokubanzi, nangona imigudu best of the US Army ukuze bambambe.

Ukongeza, xa lo mbuzo: "Ngubani na lo Cap" iimpendulo elungileyo kuthotho satirical "South Park", apho ukuvela sinalento emangalisayo kunokubonwa kuthotho-11 ngexesha 14 th-. Ikhathuni kwi ezibiza ngokuba Cap ngenkohlakalo bamhleka abezopolitiko kunye iintatheli, emva kokuba ntlekele kwi iqonga oyile BP ngobulumko walikhupha amabinzana ezingenanto kunye ezicacileyo (kwaye Ziyabulelwa nesihlwele sabo kusathe nkxwe!). Njengoko ubona, Cap Obviousness ayikho kuphela hero HIV.

Nangona kunjalo, kwiimeko ezininzi, kunokuba umfanekiso ostrosatiricheskoy Cap. Bebulela Cap kwi izimvo, indoda engabonisi yakhe isithethi yangaphambili, owabonisa yonke imfihlelo evulekileyo. Ngelishwa, abantu abanjalo baba ngakumbi nangakumbi.

Kumele kukhunjulwe ukuba ukuvuselelwa Cap yokwenene usoloko uthi emva besithi omnye nzulu, "Ngoko-njalo." Oku kwahlukile ukusuka amateurs ayinyamezeleki abazama nje ukuba simxelise. Ukwamkela ukuntsonkotha Yomphathi isendleleni azazi ukuba ukutshintsha inkangeleko yazo. Ngeke wazi ukuba yintoni na kwixesha elizayo ke ngathi ukuba! Ngoko ke umbuzo ngulo: "Ngubani na lo Cap" de kube nokuqwalaselwa akanakwaziwa elingaziwayo ixesha lethu.

Kodwa kutheni Cap wazingqina hero ithandwa kangaka owaziyo lonke ihlabathi? Eyona nto kukuba imbonakalo Cap kukunika ithuba ukupholisa meko. Ukongeza, ngoncedo Captain ngokufutshane kwaye ngokucacileyo wabonakalisa umntu ozama ukuya for clever. Noko ke, wathi izinto ezininzi ezaziwayo-kakuhle, enethemba ukuzifihla luhlaza.

Kulo mzekelo, umthetheli nokusindisa kwaye ubeka osileyo ophezulu-sasekhohlo endaweni. Ukwazi ukuba Cap, unako ngokuchanileyo ukuphendula omnye umdlali yakhe kwimbambano. Kuthetha ukuba lixhaphakile igama Cap ndawo kukhokelela njengoko kulungileyo, njengoko unako uze uyivule ngokwabo. Musa ungayibaxi!

Ngoko ke, ukuba bafunda imfihlelo Cap kaThixo, u nga va nentembelo ngakumbi kule mpikiswano nayiphi ukuntsokotha, ngokulula uphendule le mibuzo lwenkohliso.