Qashi ezihlekisayo senkampani fun leeholide

Kwi emthendelekweni kufanele kube mnandi - ngokwenene loo nto. Kwaye fun kwenziwa kuphela ngokwandisa ithamo utywala. Akukho mntu irhoxisiwe iziqhulo kunye, fun umdla ngakumbi nangakumbi, amaqhina ezihlekisayo. Kubuhlungu ukuba namhlanje, kweli xesha loqhagamshelwano, siye phantse ulibele ngale ndlela zokuzonwabisa. Kwelinye icala, kutheni kubuya usiphilise isithethe iindibano ezininzi ngentetho, ukuhleka imfudumalo? Yenza nayiphi yokuhlangana uncedo qashi engaqhelekanga nekulula ahlekisayo kwinkampani fun.

Ixesha kunye nendawo

Kakade ke, ukuthetha ngezinto ezithile imida kunye nokuthintelwa umbuzo osisiyatha enjalo. Yintoni a joke ekuyo kumele ibe yechanekileyo yaye ukucaphukisa nabani na, kucacile kwaye ngaphandle izikhumbuzo ezingeyomfuneko. Ekuphela kwento Ndingathanda ukuqaphela - ukufaneleka. Ngamanye amaxesha ixesha lokubonisa wit ekhethiweyo asiphumelelanga ngokupheleleyo. Khawucinge nje iiphazili ahlekisayo ukuba inkampani etafileni xa incoko jikelele yenziwa kwamanye kwisihloko kakhulu. It kungahlali, akunjalo na? Okanye,, kokukhona eziqhelekileyo ahlekisayo qashi kwinkampani fun, engaquki ithathele ingqalelo ubudala bonke abakhoyo okanye isini. Kule meko, sithetha ebizwa ngokuba yi-Jokes ngezantsi ibhanti. Omnye kufuneka sihlale sikhumbula apho wena, kunye kubani yaye kutheni. Kodwa ukuba qashi zakho ahlekisayo kwinkampani onwabisayo vesi, umzekelo, akuyi esingenakubangela naliphi na ingxaki, oko kusisono ukuba basebenzise kubo!

ndikunqwenelela usuku lokuzalwa! A bit of universals

Makhe siqale kakhulu jikelele. qashi ezihlekisayo senkampani fun kwi yokuzalwa kunokuquka phantse naziphi na izifundo. Oku kuquka indlela ephawulekayo banal "pere ezijingayo, akakwazi kudla," kwaye zenza inxalenye enkulu yabantu "Yaphaphazela yeza iingwenya ezimbini, enye eluhlaza kunye nezinye e-Afrika. Mdala kangakanani umakhulu wam?", Nguwuphi ukunika impendulo kusengqiqweni nje akunakwenzeka. Ngokuqhelekileyo, Kakade ke, ezi iiphazili ukuba isonjululwe logic, okanye kunoko, lenzelwe ukuba ziza kusombululeka ngale ndlela; kuba ubukhulu becala apha idlala indima amathamsanqa kunye nobuchule ukuza ngcamango ebonakala engaqhelekanga. Umzekelo:

• Bumane umntu ofileyo. On ngqayi yakhe ibhanti ezaliswe ngamanzi. Ngaphaya umva - pack. Ukusuka koko wafa, nokuba umgodlo wakhe?

Yintoni na umntu ucinga? Kakade ke, ingcinga yokuqala malunga sunstroke, unxaniwe kunye nezinye iimpembelelo kwemozulu. Kodwa kuthekani iselwa ngokupheleleyo? Nokuhlaselwa? Kodwa ngesizathu esithile, ukuba "imeko" wabaxela ndiyinikelo ubhaka kakhulu Lilishwa. Ziziphi iindlela zakho kunokuba elide kwaye buhlungu, ilungelo lokuba ufumane nangoku phantse akunakwenzeka:

• Le ndoda - a skydiver abafa phezu koko wabetha emhlabeni, ngokuba iparashute ayiphumelelanga ukuvula ubhaka wakhe.

inombolo Birthday ezimbini. Uyahlekisa vesi

iiphazili funny ezihlekisayo ukuze le nkampani inokuba vesi. Njengoko umzekelo:

• Ukuba umfazi kwi umzimba, ingqondo umJuda kaThixo,
  ezisetyenziswa ice hockey, naphezu chess?

Ehlekisayo - ewe, kunye Izithetha - ewe. Ke iingubo zokukhululana. Hi ndlela leyi, impendulo kuyo nje mihle - zidityaniswe.

Birthday inombolo ezintathu. igaqa

Kaloku, imfihlelo yokugqibela kolu didi nge wayengekafiki impendulo eqhelekileyo.

• Lo kaSparrow adla kangangesandla yengqolowa, kuphela ingamahashe akakwazi. Kutheni?

Mhlawumbi ingcinga yokuqala wayeza kuba ukuba ihashe nje Akukho ndlela yakufumana kule ingqolowa, okanye malunga iingxaki zamazinyo okanye isisu eso silwanyana amahlwempu. Umntu kusenokwenzeka ukuba uqaphele: ukuba ihashe akunakwenzeka ukuba ingqolowa elula, hay Mnike efanayo. Enyanisweni, apha yonke kulula kakhulu, kodwa ekuqulunqweni imisebenzi yenza sicinge ngendlela engalunganga. Ngoko ke, ingxaki kukuba:

• Undlunkulu mncane kakhulu ukutya yonke ihashe, kodwa ingqolowa ngenxa ngaye - kanye.

Apha ke - iiphazili fun ehlekisayo ukuba yenkampani isikhumbuzo lokuzalwa.

Year New uyeza

Limited zokuzalwa kuphela ubuncinane engaqhelekanga - emva kokuba sonke inani elikhulu lweziganeko. Enye owuthandayo eshushu abantu Russian kwaye isiganeko kufuneka ucele uxolo Umsitho okunene uNyaka oMtsha. Apha sele kukho kukho Okukodwa - iphazili kufuneka ngandlel 'ithile ezinxulumene ebusika, ingqele, ikhephu, kunye nezinye iimpawu ezifunekayo ekhubekisayo kunyaka ozayo. Kakade ke, imigaqo iziqhulo uNyaka oMtsha ziyafana ngenxa njengesiqhelo, ukufaneleka kunye nokusingqongileyo, asifanele sicinge ngakumbi kulo mzekelo, ngubani ngeenxa - abadala yokuzalwa abantwana azixhaphakanga kwe entsatsheni yokubhiyozela uNyaka oMtsha.

Masiqalise nge elula kodwa ngaphandle iiphazili efudumeleyo-up, eyakhelwe ukudlala ngamagama. Apha:

• Phi kuza Kubikula?

hint Little: impendulo lufihlwe amagama amabini okugqibela iiphazili, omnye kubo kuphulukana incwadi yokugqibela, omnye endaweni nguMbutho. Wathi ke igama laloo lizwe. Ngoko ke, kulula ukuba baphendule amaqhina ezihlekisayo kwinkampani fun malunga Year New nasebusika? Solution funny - woba ekuqaleni evela eZimbabwe.

ezihlekisayo New Year

Yiya phambili. Qhina apho abantwana kunye nabantu abadala basabela kakhulu.

• Ngubani on isidlo New Year azikhe neziselo?

Santa Claus - akunakwenzeka, ingakumbi mbhiyozo abadala. Bona - nxaxheba ezipheleleyo siganeko, ukuba ubanike, mhlawumbi, abasayi bala kusela. Abantwana? Kwakhona, lo mbuzo enokuphikiswa yaye kuxhomekeke kubazali, kukho abo ukuba abantwana babo ukuba singafaki utywala ukusuka ebuntwaneni. Sika encoded Pro, izigulane kunye nabanye abathi, ngenxa yaso nasiphi na isizathu, abakwazi ukuba basele, itshayelwe ecaleni - siyaqondakala kuba akayi ukungena apha. Ngoko ke, nobungcathu esidlweni phofu ... umthi weKrismesi, ewe.

Kwaye kancinci okulungileyo

Emva oku iqhina onjalo ufuna ukugqiba kwi inqaku fun, nokuba nezakhiwo izithole.

• Bahombise iifestile, wamnika uvuyo kubantwana ukukhwela ebusika.

Kulula kwakhona, akunjalo? Ngokufuthi, ngasendleleni, qashi kwindinyana kufutshane abantwana, yiyo impendulo kwakudala. Ewe, yinto nje zasebusika.

Kodwa kuthekani abantwana?

Yiya phambili. Kwaye ukuba kukho iiphazili fun ahlekisayo ukuba inkampani abantwana? Nabo, kakhulu, kufuneka ukuba ukonwabisa ngandlel ngexesha byala osapho ezibonakala ngathi unaphakade kubo ngenxa nesithukuthezi yabo. Njani ukonwabisa iindwendwe mncinane? Kubo, uyakwazi ukuza inani elikhulu leenketho, ukusukela puzzle odidi ezaziwayo-kakuhle ziphethe umbhali ngenene, ndiyaqonda abangeke bonke abantu abadala.

iqhinga Classic

iiphazili kakhulu ezihlekisayo bakhelwe rhyme, okanye mandithi, nakuba engekho. Umzekelo:

• Ndabuza unina iti wakhe Julia ukuba ugalele ...

Oko ukuphendula kumatshini na itakane? Mhlawumbi, i "imbiza" - ukuba kubonakala ukuba isikhongozeli kuphela anesandi u-"Julia." Ukuze oku ukuphendula kufunda ukuba iti obegalelwe kwindebe.

Okanye, omnye umzekelo olu hlobo puzzle:

• Round ezimilise entloko, enye incwadi ifomu ...

Hayi, oku a!

Ndiyaqikelela, bathi, yena

Olunye uhlobo iimfihlakalo kufutshane abadala, nangona ngqo ngakumbi kuthi ukuba bonke, baneliseka nje ngokwabo iimfihlelo kuyahlukana nedlela abaphulaphuli ekujoliswe kulo. Umzekelo:

• Yintoni na le - ukubhabha and shiny?

Kwaye kulo mzekelo, ungenza ukuthatha nayiphi na ukhetho, umntwana zingawi inkwenkwezi ziphethe ngumbhali puzzle ecetywayo ingcongconi kunye nezinyo ngegolide.

ezakudala enkondlo

Kwaye uhlobo wesithathu, eyona-ziqhelekileyo, Classic laziwa - iphazili-imibongo. Ukuba bakhokelwa ngokupheleleyo yonke imisebenzi enxulumene ne sithandabuze impendulo echanekileyo. Umzekelo loo vesi puzzle:

• Uye nemilenze emine,
  A ihashe ufana kancinane,
  Kodwa musa ukutsibela naphi na.
  Kwaye iipleyiti, iikomityi, neenkamba,
  Nokutya olukhulu
  On emva kwakhe ebanzi
  Indawo ngaphandle kobunzima.

Ndiyaqikelela ukuba sorzhno. apha sithetha malunga etafileni.

Ngezantsi ibhanti! hayi kuphela

Abantwana ububele, kodwa kuthekani abazali babo? qashi ezihlekisayo kwiinkampani fun omdala ziquka iziqhulo kunye zone "eliphantsi", yaye umdlalo kwi nemibutho - yonke into, yonke into, yonke into umntu eze engqondweni. Ingxaki kukuba maxa wambi iiphazili ukuze kulunge kakhulu ke isityhilelo, ngokungathandabuzekiyo, ukuze singabakhubekisi abanye abantu. Kodwa, sigcine, yinto-ndenzile, njengoko kutshiwo apha ngasentla, kufuneka usoloko ingqalelo abaphulaphuli.

Masiqalise nge iiphazili logic enesidima ngokupheleleyo.

• Siye sibe abahlanu ingobozi apile. Indlela ukuzahlula phakathi kwabantu abahlanu ukuya apile omnye ngasekhohlo ngengobozi leyo?

Inguqulelo yokuqala, ngokuqinisekileyo, malunga ethile ndlela clever ukuyinqumla uninzi lwezi apile, akunjalo? Yahlula ngalinye libe ngamalungu amahlanu, umzekelo, oko kuthetha ukuba umntu ngamnye uya kufumana isahlulo sesihlanu nayiphi na apile amane. Ewe, kukho elungileyo, kodwa ngubani na ukuqinisekisa ukuba amaqhosha apile xa zakhutshwa bayalingana ngokupheleleyo? Ukuba yahlulwe yokuhlala akukho ngxaki, kukho inzima kakhulu ngakumbi. Option yaye ndiwuhlutha apile umntu akuwuqiqi ukuya - oko its not fair. Kukho amacebo amaninzi? Impendulo siyifumana kanye imfihlakalo. Ngamnye wethu kuthatha i-apile, umntu omnye kuphela uchola-apile kunye engobozini, balala apho.

Umzekelo wesibini makubenjalo lwasekhaya ngokupheleleyo.

• Zalikhonkotha, akayi nomntana, kodwa ke indlu ungaqali.

Kakade ke, le nqaba, vahtorsha njalo njalo - kodwa oko odidi kakhulu, umdla kangaka. Sikholelwa ukusetyenziswa ngokubanzi sonke anikwe kuthi kumba ulwazi (oku kubhekiswa ekuqaleni umhlathi, nto leyo ibonisa uhlobo imisebenzi). Ngoobani kunjalo ukuvumela nabani na endlwini? Kwaye kakhulu Kuyaziwa? Impendulo ilula: umfazi akavumeli umyeni anxile. Kaloku, ukunxila okanye hayi, nangona uninzi lwalamanyathelo esebenza ngayo izifundo hayi kakhulu ziingcathu.

Apha ke, amaqhina funny ahlekisayo inkampani.

isiphelo

Njani yokwamkela iindwendwe ngaphandle utywala? qashi ezihlekisayo senkampani fun - indlela egqibeleleyo ukuphumla, ukuhleka, yaye sifumane abantu kunene indlela oluzimeleyo yokucinga, ukuba, inene, uya kuba luncedo kakhulu intsebenziswano ngakumbi nabo. Khumbula ukuba kukuhleka kongeza ubomi, naye lula ngokwenene. Njalo siyadlala.