An Imeko tale ongumzekelo ukuba abadala 'gingerbread umntu ngendlela entsha'

Ngoobani aba abadala? Ezi abantwana ezifanayo, ediniwe nje kancinane. Bafana nje abantwana uthando zokudlala, izinto zokudlala kufuneka kuphela ubungakanani kancinci kakhulu. Pupae aphenduke Dummies okanye abantwana babo ubomi, oomatshini - ngeemoto yokwenene, oonodoli posudku - in impahla ekhaya.

Kwaye ngokuphathelele iintsomi - kukho kungabikho namnye umntwana wabo wayeza kukwazi ukufumana dabi uthando unamandla! Ndingenwe nobugqi musa ukuya kwi TV, singasathethi ukudlala umalume kunye umakazi (Andisayi kumkhankanya abaninzi umakhulu kunye dedulechka) kuzo zonke iintlobo imidlalo PC ndayinyuka enjalo - okubi ngaphezu kwalo naliphi na kid. Nje musani ukulila xa zikrazukile kude esweni.

Ngoko ke kufanele kube akufuneki ukuba, xa nayiphi na iholide, umzekelo, iqumrhu, ngokufutshane ajike abe abadala kunye abantwana badlale umdlalo. Iintsomi Imeko abantu abadala, ungabhala ezakho, ngokusekelwe na tale ezaziwayo-kakuhle. Kwaye ezinye modified kwalo ukuba kubandakanye imizuzwana ezihlekisayo.

You can, umzekelo, kwabonakala ukuba uqale ukudlala sentsomi "A neShumi Enye Nights." funny kakhulu ke, ukuba oyinhloko into akuphuhlanga kakuhle ukukhumbuza ababukeli abaziintloko: ezinye amabinzana okanye izimbo zomzimba. Kodwa oku akuzukuba shame! Ke yena Shaherizada ibe kakuhle kwase kaNobhala okanye accountant oyintloko. Kwaye yiloo nto kanye phakathi kwale nentsomi izigcawu ukuba abantu abadala Ilungelana omkhulu nje! Ngapha koko, le ndawo enye kwindawo nganye kwezi ziganeko funny. Nazi ezinye zazo xelela ukubalisa Shaherizada "umqashi" lakhe.

Kunye nokuba nomdla ngakumbi na iholide, xa skits funny, iintsomi abantu abadala okanye komsebenzi wonke nizihlubile nje cuff. Kakade ke, ukulungiselela isiganeko kufuneka uqiniseke yonke into kakuhle kakhulu Bacinge kwangaphambili zomthathi-nxaxheba ngamnye ukuba babhale amagama kwiphetshana lwephepha olwahlukileyo - leyo, ngokuzenzekelayo, kufuneka ibe kancinane intsomi script ngokwayo abadala kwaye kufuneka zibhalwe ucwangcise kakuhle umsebenzi wakho. Kungcono ukuba namaxesha eziqalelo eziliqela ngaphambili funda ngokuvakalayo kuye.

Ngoko ke, umzekelo, sasidlala sentsomi "I Gingerbread Man ngendlela entsha." Hi ndlela leyi, a nentsomi imeko abantu abadala kufuneka zibonelelwe nesinxibo ukuba abadlali. Ezi kungabandakanya: iindondo kunye neebhutsi le ndoda endala; ifaskoti uze isikhafu umfazi endala; detachable ikhola uboya for ladies, chanterelles kunye coquettish umnqwazi kunye udini olubanzi; nezaphetha ebomvu novulindlela cap intsimi ngenxa Bunny; umnqwazi madoda kunye ibhabhathane for Lovelace-ingcuka, uboya ikepusi kunye neendevu ukukuthwala.

Ngoku zinikele ukuya eqongeni abanqwenela ukuthatha inxaxheba emdlalweni, amadoda amathathu kunye nabafazi abathathu. Iindima anganika ngokwakho, ingakumbi amadoda - kwabasetyhini, nabafazi - namadoda. Ukuze wenze oku, ukwakha inani lamagcisa ku: kuqala, onke amadoda, aze ke bonke abafazi. Ilizwi kunye nombhalo odelekileyo, endingowakhe, isongiwe ngendlela eyahlukileyo. Oku kuphazamiseka kuya kuba nefuthe lolonwabo. Ngapha koko, yintoni kuba ehlekisa nje abantu abadala kakhulu ngeentolo phezu izikhwebu cap yakhe! Okanye encinane intombazana njengefashoni kunye namabhinqa enkulu endala zamehlo phezu kwempumlo yakhe, kude kuse emboniselweni enye kwi kwilastiki. Kwaye neebhutsi ezinkulu!

Emva kokutshintsha phambili ucacisa umgaqo somdlalo; uya ukufunda amagama kwiphepha leempendulo elo, abadlali esizobela intshukumo igama. Kodwa kamsinya nje kwi amazwi umbhali uza kuhlangabezana kwegama lomlinganiswa, ngoko nangoko ukuba ukucengceleza ngokuvakalayo isivakalisi.

Amaxhwele iveza Imeko tale abantu abadala kwaye ifundeka ngolu hlobo: ". Xa ubukumkani kude imetro, kwahlala indoda endala" Le ndoda endala kwaoko aphendule, wakhangela phezulu kwi laptop yakhe, ibinzana yakhe "krasotulya yam! I apha Ndicinga, imfazwe ngesiquphe, yaye mna bendilambile "Lead uyaqhubeka:"? Amampunge eziko-microwave, ezama ukukholisa utatomkhulu wakhe umfazi omdala, "umfazi omdala ifaka mazwi:" Owu, bendiya kuba nosuku kuphela kuma, ewe ebusuku ukubamba phandle "Senior"! yena wapheka Bun, ithwalelwe umyeni wakhe. Waye ngephanyazo saliginya ngaphandle wincing. enye ukurhawuzelela kuphela ukwenza yonke le ndoda endala "-" krasotulya zam! Ndicinga apha, ngesiquphe imfazwe, yaye mna bendilambile? "-" Kwakhona, unobangela kuthathwa umfazi omdala "-"! Owu, ndiya kuma nje imini, ewe ebusuku ukuzabalaza "

Esi siganeko ingaphinda-phindwa amaxesha amaninzi, okoko nje abazobi wayesazi ukuba athini amagama abo banexesha ngalinye imvakalozwi eyahlukileyo.

Okulandelayo kufuneka beze nezinye amaqhawe iintsomi, kwaye yokuqala - Bunny. "Ndaya umoya esibhakiweyo ejikeleza edolophini ... ukuva Bunny yakhe" Bunny "Ukutya ukuba anyhashwe!" - "ukuba ukugxotha ivumba koloboks zakhe izinyuko ngqo ukuya endlini indoda endala" - "krasotulya zam! I apha Ndicinga, imfazwe ngesiquphe, yaye mna bendilambile? "-" Ke ngoko unkqonkqoza indlu kuye Bunny "-" Ukutya ukuba anyhashwe! "-" ndivula ucango umfazi omdala "-" Owu, bendiya kuba nosuku kuphela kuma, ewe ebusuku sibambelele! "

Sona kanye neminye imixholo iintsomi nga kwakhiwa ngendlela yokuba Bunny - yinto umzukulwana ka abakhulileyo, njengoko ingcuka - admirer wakhe, ofunda: "Uthando somthi esibuyiselweyo ngequbuliso!" Kwaye nemikhanzi for À.

Chanterelle enye - loo nto umama yingcuka esukela ukuba abambelele kuye kwakhona. Amazwi kamama wam kuba, 'intliziyo ezintle udla ukutshintsha! "

Ibhere isenokuba elithi "uthando Chubby ngayo!" Yena akazange yinxalenye yentsapho, ndabona nje ukuba kusatyiwe, kwaye wagqiba ukugcina up.

Ngokubanzi, eyona nto ibalulekileyo apha nokude tale ibali, ezizezi mzuzu eziguquguqukayo umdlalo kunye nobuciko ekufuneka ukutyhilwa ngexesha improvisation umdlali lowo. Yaye isibakala sokuba amagcisa ziya kuqinisekisa ukuba iyelenqe umbono wakhe - ukuba akukho mntu ungathandabuzi. Kwaye holide kufuneka ukuba ufumane intlawulo efunekayo uburharha and fun!