AMatyala funny Life. ityala funny okanye etyeni yobomi besikolo. Uninzi amabali ahlekisayo kubomi benene

Ngubani na phakathi kwethu uye abanamava ebomini bam kunye neemeko ahlekisayo? Mhlawumbi akukho ezinjalo. Ukususela abantu ebuntwaneni ngendlela enye okanye omnye ukuze abe ligorha ezihlekisayo, amabali maxa wambi nje hilarious funny. Amanye amabali ahlekisayo nobomi kwabantu, bangene jikisa jokes. Abanye izinto ebalaseleyo uvuthondaba. Kodwa kukho abo bahlala ngonaphakade yokugcina ekhaya, laneliswe ithandwa enkulu ngexesha ukufumana-togethers nentsapho okanye abahlobo bakho. Ngazo kwaye kuxoxwe namhlanje.

amabali funny ukusuka kubomi babantwana

Kids amakhosikazi awo, ezizezemvelo, ezizalelwe, babedla abadala banako, ngaphandle kokwenza naluphi umgudu ngenxa yoku ilizwe, yonke intsapho unemisebenzi amatyala funny ebandakanya abantwana.

indawo yomzali "usoloko uhlale umntwana kuthi," yaziwa ukuba abaninzi. Ngoko, xa intsapho intombazana eza usana, oomawokhulu athathe ekukhuleni kwakhe ngokubonakalayo inxaxheba, wabulela kubo, siyazi iimeko zobomi funny yaye uyafundisa. Bacinga ukuba abazali abaselula abakwazi ukunyamekela umntwana, ingakumbi xa kufikwa ukhuseleko. Umbane iyaziwa ukuba ekusongeleni, kulunge, awusoze uyazi, mntwana ngequbuliso oneminyaka emibini ubudala yi iplagi onomdla. Ngoko ke, lo uxanduva uyisemkhulu zonke kwabomthetho endlwini athengwe CAPS kunye nomthombo ngokunyanisekileyo okuvala ingozi. Xa ngokuhlwa uyise abafana ekhaya evela emsebenzini, utatomkhulu waba naye iinkcukacha ukuze achaze indawo yayo kwaye kubonise ngenxa yomsebenzi. Umntwana ngeli xesha cwaka ukudlala zokudlala, yaye abazange kubonakala ukuba uhlawule nayiphi na ingqalelo incoko yabantu abadala. ngenxa ingane intetho moralistic yaba kangangesandla iminqwazi eqokelelwe abantwana abavela kuzo zonke iindawo. Ngapha koko, kufuneka ukhuseleko, ndiye ndaqonda ngokuchanekileyo?

Nje ukuba uhlakaniphile, ungayixoleli, uyise

Abazali bakhangele phambili, xa umntwana uthi igama lokuqala, kodwa ngaxa lithile, amagama baba ngakumbi kwaye zafakwa kwi kwintetho kaninzi ubeka abadala kule meko, ngeliphandle, ungakhululekanga, ukudumba weefayili usapho "Iziganeko xa uBomi funny exake" .

isibini Young kunye nentombi eneminyaka emine waya phezu ukumelwa ngeCawa ye isekisi. Kuye kwagqitywa ukufikelela zezothutho, leyo ezixineneyo. Uninakhulu elungileyo, lowo uhleli Sibona kwisihlalo yokuqala, wacela ukuba athathe umntwana ezingalweni zakhe, njengesiqhelo, waqalisa incoko intombazana. Ndimele ndithi, yaba intombazana kufike, nayo kutshanje, ehamba kunye nomakhulu wakhe, weva izwi elitsha nokuhomba "utshwala". Nanamhla oku, ityala kufakwa ibali lakhe nalinye ilizwi elihle, yaye ngoko ke bayahlelwa intombazana encinane thaca isipho ngokohlobo kwabaphulaphuli nombulelo enjalo. Umakhulu wangena isethi eqhelekileyo lwemibuzo:

"Ngubani na igama lakho? Unina yam? Kwaye utata? Ntoni umama esebenza? Wathi Tata?"

Kwaye kude thina sihambe. Ekubeni imbeko phezulu ukuba umntwana kwafuneka asebenze epriskuli yakhe, abanekratshi uyise wentombazana,, ngaphandle indawana isazela ukubonisa ngqondweni babika ukuba esebenza enkulisa "Abahlobo True".

"Yaye yintoni?" - uthe ugogo, yaye ngoku ukuba uyemka, esi sihlandlo ekudala sisilindele.

"Ukuphuza!" - ngokuziqhenya waphendula ntombazana. Ukuzithethelela musa ukwenza ingqondo kwi Sibona ndlwana ukuba bahleke Homeric, kwaye iyahlekisa kwi esekisini ibe nako ukumenza abazali abatsha ngaphezu intombi yabo.

isiganeko funny okanye funny ukusuka esikolweni wobomi leSoviet

Ngubani na kodwa utitshala wesikolo na onokumxelela inani elikhulu yamabali funny ukusuka repertoire abadlali bakhe? Omnye utitshala ihloniphekile wakha wathi ukuqhula omdala, leyo olu thando namhla abafundi bakhe bafundi.

Emva kokuphela isifundo uncwadi utitshala weklasi senior yagqiba ekubeni ikhe ihlale phantsi etafileni uze ubhale isihloko lowu sesifundo. Bephuma abaphulaphuli, omnye wabafundi yachukumisa ngempazamo emlenzeni isitulo, aluthuthele ngaxeshanye notitshala lentshukumo ehleli esihlalweni sakhe waza yaphela phezulu emgangathweni. Abantwana kwabantu ababesele eklasini, engumkhenkce ethukile, elinde indlela umfundisi engqongqo, kodwa utitshala wahleka, wathi: "Loo nto ifike athambe ngakumbi Gagarin".

lokuqala-ibanga

Omnye utitshala wayekhumbula ngayo kanye, kunye nabanye ootitshala, yeza ukuba isifundo evulekileyo kwiklasi yokuqala. utitshala young yimincili wajika eklasini, wathi, "Guys namhlanje esinayo eklasini -. izilwanyana zasendle" Kids ndawonye wajika ekuyeni Commission.

Enye siganeko funny esikolweni waxelela utitshala wesikolo samabanga aphantsi. Ngenye imini yena wachitha izifundo zobugcisa, abantwana celomngeni kukha imifuno. Misha Little wacinga umzekelo, uzama uku bana phandle umbala ukupeyinta cucumber. Utitshala waphawula itakane edidekile, wathi, "Kulungile, lento bedidekile, yintoni cucumber umbala?" Yintoni Misha ngoko nangoko wathi: "Beningazi na?"

Aman iluncedo yonke

amabali funny ukusuka taare iqela elisebenzayo usoloko Kumnandi ukuba ukukhumbula. Ngoko ke akukho mfihlakalo ukuba abantu badla ngokuchitha ixesha labo, kwaye ukuba unethamsanqa noogxa, eli xesha kunokuba luncedo nje kuphela kodwa mnandi. Eli qela, njengoko umthetho, abe joker, nto leyo ukuvula nayiphi na imeko ibe a joke. Ngenye humorist kwaye kuya kuxoxwa ngazo. Kakade ke, kunzima ukuba udwelise zonke izinto funny ezinxulumene nayo, kodwa kubekho iimeko zobomi, funny iinyembezi.

Ngamaxesha athile, ulawulo yenkampani, apho wayesebenza humorist wethu, ekuqaleni ukulwela imali. Eli iliso ukubona ukujonga ngeendleko ngokugqithisileyo kushicilelwa amaphepha. Ngoko ke, isebe ngalinye ndamkele oko ngokwahlukeneyo yaye phantsi utyikityo. Xerox, eyasetyenziswa yonke inkampani, ibekwe isebe unikezelo, yaye njengesiqhelo okwenzekayo xa ufuna ukususa ngokukhawuleza ezinye iikopi, abasebenzi babhenela ukunika kwaye wafumanisa ukuba abazange iphepha, ngoko ke wacelwa ukuba zithumele izitya. Kodwa xa ityala lokugqibela overruns, ivaliwe ivenkile. Kwaye kanye intengiso esebenzayo kunene, waphuma umoya, wagidima ukususa ikopi ezigcine koxwebhu engxamisekileyo, kodwa iphepha na, ngoko wajika koogxa kunye intetho lomlilo: "! Guys, sikwi nani ngokwenza ebangela" Kwaye humorist yethu ngoko nangoko bafumana: "Ewe, senza eqhelekileyo, kodwa ngalinye ngephepha layo!"

nangokuvumelana

Mhlawumbi iimeko ezininzi etyeni ubomi ezidityanelweyo kwenzeka xa ulawulo yenkampani wazibuza omnye sunguleni, wamema iingcali ekwinqanaba eliphezulu ukufundisa namaqhinga abasebenzi babo aphesheya ngokungakhathali. Ngexesha elinye ukuqeqeshwa-ukuze lo msebenzi qembu ukoyisa ukungazithembi yenkokheli kwaye basebenze kunye nabaqashi par njengokuba kunye nabahlobo bakho. Kufuneka ifomu lula ukuchaza indima abaphathi kunye nabasebenzi kwinkqubo yokusebenza. Omnye wabaphathi banenzondelelo ngokuzithandela ukuba baveze umbono wabo, ukuze ndithethe, nangokuvumelana. Kakuhle eli ntetho yaba kukuba yonke inkampani - le yeenyosi, abasebenzi - iinyosi umsebenzi, kunye nomlawuli - bee ukumkanikazi. Xa uqeqesho wayongamele nolawulo zisuswe, humorist yethu wathi ngehlombe nosebenza yakhe (the lover of leenyosi):

- Ukuba sigqibile, ngoko sixelelwa.

- Wena ke, esinokuyenza, ngathi? - omnye athobeke aqondele phantsi.

- Wena ezisisigxina, ngoko ngokungafihlisiyo bonke ukuba badle kwaye ukufowunela kumlawuli ukonakala zangasese!

Zonke iindlela kukhokelela eRoma

amabali funny ukusuka ngokoqobo, abahambi zisoloko umdla, kuba abantu bethu ningoyiki nobunzima, nakuyo yonke indawo baye bazive besekhaya.

A uhambo oluya Italy fun olungalibalekiyo of iindawo nje yamandulo umdla beli lizwe. Hambo luqale ngoFebruwari 23, ngoko ke into yokuqala ekufikeni abahlobo udiniwe kodwa onwabile baphakamisa iiglasi zabo "Kuba abavikeli iLizwe loobawo." Ubusuku yaqhubeka de kube sebusuku, abanye bethu baya kulala, kunye namalungu amabini qela, ngokukhuthazwa enxilile, bagqiba ukuba abazange beze apha ukuze ndilale. Ukuthatha ikhadi kunye 'kunye naye, "baya ukuhlola ezinomtsalane zasekuhlaleni. ERoma ebusuku kunye vulavula hi ongunaphakade kwakhokelela abaphandi zethu ibandla Santa kaMariya Madzhore. Ancome, loo ndawo yonqulo, moonlit, bafudukela kwi kuba mnandi yaye yagqiba ukuba zizalise imvakalelo abanalo enkundleni ebusuku. Kodwa kwafumaniseka ukuba ikhadi thile kubonisa ingcaciso engachanekanga. Kwagqitywa ukuba ukusebenza ngendlela endala lixesha - oko kukuthi, ukuba athathe i "ulwimi lwekhompyutha" kwaye umbuzo, ayibikho apho oku enkundleni. Abadlulayo-by akazange konakalisa isixeko ebusuku, ngaphandle nje umntu owazi ngaphezulu okanye ngaphantsi IsiNgesi, walala ngoxolo rent indlu.

Colosseum

Ekugqibeleni, ukuhlupheka ukuchukumisa ngonaphakade wabamba i Italian, a abasemzini idlula. Ngenxa yezizathu ezingaziwayo, wagqiba ekubeni sihlale, yaye bethu ithuba ukubona ikratshi eRoma. Ukusuka iseti ngamabinzana ulwimi lwasemzini, wafunda esikolweni, inzalelwane waqonda ukuba abantu kufuneka enkundleni, kwaye ipakethi yecuba, wavuma ukuze ndibahlangule. Endleleni, abakhweli kunye umqhubi bafunda baqondane, yaye wadibana, ujika ube umsindisi ebizwa Sanya. Ubusuku wayemhle, amazing isigebenga samandulo eyenziwa ubuhle bayo, kwaye kwafuneka ukuba ahlawule irhafu kwaye ukhumbule nakubakhi, izilwi, kwaye ngokubanzi yonke. Ekuseni kusa, kwaqalisa ixesha ukuya ekhaya, kodwa ikhadi nangoku usindiswe. Emva sigocagoca indlela isibini abathandi inja luloyiko, abathandi excursions ebusuku bakwazi ukufumana ekhaya. Sleep iiyure ezimbalwa, baya kunye nezinye iqela ukufumana ulwazi neendinyana zakudala ecaleni kwendlela ekucwangciselwa yena.

Zonke iindlela kukhokelela eRoma II

Yanele ukuba bafumane amava, lonke ibandla lagqiba ekubeni izinzise okusele kufundiwe. Kuqiniswe isiselo esinxilisayo. Ibali Abahambi waphefumlela elinye ilungu le nkampani, kwaye ngoku ndiye kugqogqa ebusuku, baya ezintathu. Nangona isibakala sokuba emini xa bebonke baye batyelela eColosseum, imephu yendlela kwakhona kwazisa intlungu ukucinga kudala ebusuku ngokukhanya kwenyanga. Ngaba yaba esi sicwangciso.

Colosseum II

A zokumisa ezimbalwa ukusuka imithombo laphola yaye "ogqibeleleyo" eliqela nomonde zasekuhlaleni, yaye nantsi ke - eColosseum lonke uzuko lwayo. Ekubeni iyayithanda ukubandezeleka komphefumlo yamandulo, esamkela naye wasela abazalwana, senyuka bazixela uthando olungapheliyo, iingcali baye bagqiba ukuba badiniwe, ngoko uye ekhaya.

imephu yendlela eRoma kwaye kwakhona sihlanganiswe kunye abadlulayo bayeka ukuba bawe. Imise carabinieri kuphela, bathanda abakhenkethi kunye nezehlo nobomi funny kwaye kudala kakhulu elidlulileyo yaphela sekufika. Ukubuza ukuba konke kulungile weva impendulo kwi 'omkhulu onamandla ", amagosa zokunyanzelisa umthetho wancuma wazitshangatshangisa Umenywa yaye ngolu hlobo lulandelayo. Abahambi akukho abangakwenza, kodwa athembele umqhubi ithuku omnye wamalungu hambo. Indlela ende kwaye uzibandakanya, yaye ngequbuliso ndeva ilizwi lomntu lilishwa. Le Sanya wabiza abahlobo bakhe ebusuku. Wabuya wadibana naye emotweni yakhe.

Khumbula okungenani idilesi

abahlobo emehlweni yokuhlangana wachaza Sagnier kwi ulwimi eziqhelekileyo uyaqonda, ukuba wabuyela babubone eColosseum ebusuku, kodwa ilungu elitsha. abahlobo ngembeko Italian wanikela uncedo waza wathi, ndiya kubagxotha endlwini for free. Kodwa kwenzeka ukuba akakho kwabo babekho wayengazi idilesi, wathi ndlela-ntle kumhlobo entsha, eli qela bafudukela ngokwesikhokelo yakhe. Xa efika ekhaya kusasa, udiniwe yaye bazuze amava amaqabane walala ubuthongo, kusasa ekuthiwa ekhaya kwaye wathetha malunga adventures zabo eningenakukholwa e-Italy.